Fashion Kitty's Quarter-Life Crisis - a list by LaurenMessiah

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At the ripe old age of 27 I am feeling like a younger version of someone going through a mid-life crisis. Instead of hair plugs and a corvette, I am going bringing sexy back while partying through all hours of the night. And I shall call this ... Fashion Kitty's Quarter-Life Crisis.

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Nippies High Quality High Style Nipple Covers

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I think the fact that I think going braless on the weekends is a great idea, kinda means I am going through some sort of quarter-life crisis.

Whateves!

Nippies help me go braless in style. I have a new pair ready (also matching my outfit) for each Saturday night. That way I can party on while keeping the wardrobe malfunctions to a minimum.

Updated Apr 8, 2008

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STOLICHNAYA - Vanil (Vanilla) - Russian Vodka

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Back in my younger years I used to be a gin and tonic kind of girl. That was of course until I realized that tonic water was full of calories! A girl who is getting older (damn, did I just say that) can't just guzzle calories like that if she can help it so I have switched my wicked ways.

Now I am a vodka soda girl -- soda water has no calories but generally tastes like crap. That "tastes like crap" problem can be solved with some flavored vodka, like Stoli Vanilla. Mmm mmm delicious!

Updated Apr 8, 2008

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Coffee Bean House Blend

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Another glorious sign that I am getting older -- I drink coffee now. I used to be able to get by on my natural high and could stay awake all day. Now I am a cranky old bitch who can't keep it together unless she has a cup.

I will get really cranky if you try to shove some Starbucks down my throat, that garbage tastes like water. Get me some Coffee Bean or else ;)

Updated Apr 8, 2008

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Anthropologie Cafe Con Leche Readers

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Ah crap! My vision has never been the best, I have always been nearsighted (I wear contacts) but now my farsighted vision is starting to crap out on me too.

Now I wear reading glasses.

Yep, go ahead ... call me old! The good news is that I look like one of those sexy smarty pants, so take that suckas!

Updated Apr 8, 2008

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Focus Formula by Windmill Consumer Products

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In the last few months I have to say that my memory is shot, shot clear to hell. I need something to improve my focus and help me stop being such a basket case. I don't know if this kooky stuff is the answer but I am willing to try.

Updated Apr 8, 2008

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Biotherm | BIOFIRM LIFT Lifting and Firming Treatment for Normal/Combination Skin

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I have gotten to the age where I am spending a lot more time in front of a magnifying mirror to check to see if I have anything close to a wrinkle. To avoid getting those wrinkles I am slathering on Biofirm Lift cream every night before I go to bed. So far, so good.

Updated Apr 8, 2008

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Smashbox Camera Ready Full Coverage Concealer

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Best concealer ever! EVER! Dark circles ... gone. Scars ... gone. Blemishes .... gone. Not sure how I lived without this product but I promise you that not a day will go by without using stuff. Also is great to have after those late party nights ... you can't go around looking like you have partied all night.

Updated Apr 8, 2008

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Singelringen

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The Single's Ring! What a concept. You wear this ring to proudly announce that you are single. Think this will catch on? Now people will have two different kinds of rings to look for. Let's just have a piece of jewelry for everything! A special necklace if you're straight, and anklet if you're gay, and a wristlet that says "I'm looking for a threesome." (via Thrillist)

Updated Jun 23, 2007

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Anti-baby shirt

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This biological clock is set to vibrate. Vibrator that is -- no spermination welcome here.

Updated Apr 8, 2008

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