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Not only is it an actual decent chef's knife, but what a great gag to play on your friends. Just lay this bloody knife laying around on the kitchen counter and watch your friend's eyes grow!

Updated Feb 17, 2009

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Big fan of American Psycho? Well now you can be just like Mr. Patrick Bateman yourself with this terrifying shower curtain. Great way to impress a guy on the third date when he visits your bathroom for the first time!

Updated Aug 4, 2009

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Butcher's Apron - Butchered

5 people recommended this item

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Next time you're thinking about flipping some burgers, or grilling some ribs... make sure you are properly attired. Scare the crap out of the buddies you invited over for a sunny day BBQ! They always thought you were odd - now they are thinking of calling the police.

Updated Jul 14, 2009

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Dead Body Chalk Outline Beach Towel

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No Body will dare take your spot on the beach!

Updated Jul 14, 2009

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The Ex Knife Holder

47 people recommended this item

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Does this really need any further explanation. Get this knife set and every time you get angry, you can take it all out on your ex. It feels so good!

Updated Jul 14, 2009

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HEART KNIFE BLOCK

3 people recommended this item

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Pull that knife out of your heart!

Updated Jul 14, 2009

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Disembodied Hand Wrist Rest

2 people recommended this item

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Gross! If you have a horror movie fetish like me, this is the perfect accessory to add to your desk, and help prevent carpal tunnel at the same time.

Updated Jul 14, 2009

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Evil Blood Puddle Pillows

12 people recommended this item

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When my ex-husband and I first moved into our new house ten years ago (the day before Halloween), neighbors were quick to point out that the previous owner had always staged elaborate haunted houses there for the neighborhood kids.

Surveying the stacks of unpacked boxes and the crying baby, that just wasn't going to happen.

Still, knowing that I'd be met by little faces full of anticipation at the door, I wanted to at least make a small effort to do SOMETHING. So I had my ex-husband sprawl out on the marble foyer floor surrounded by a butcher knife and ketchup. Just a little backdrop as I passed out candy.

The kids barely glimpsed at him.

The moral? Ketchup doesn't cut it. Get this.

Updated Sep 24, 2009

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Bloody Carving Board

5 people recommended this item

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Now you can let the blood from your meat collect on your carving board, ick! If you like your steack raw and bloody, this just might be the perfect cutting board for you!

Updated Jul 16, 2009