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Awesome amazing stuff for you to buy because you owe it to the world to spend all your money and then your credit and then go simply and awesomely to the poor house!

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I'm a humorist. I'm trying to be funny here.

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Skull Punk Sprayed Bib

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I'd be willing to bet a lot of money that your baby just needs a skull on his bib. Lots of money. Tens of dollars, even.

Updated Oct 20, 2007

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The Body, the Blood, the Machine

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Finestkind rock and roll kick ass music to love.

Updated Oct 20, 2007

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WPA Sanitary Unit Baseball Jersey

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You really ought to get yourself a sanitary unit for your home. And if you can't have that, then you should get yourself a shirt.

Updated Oct 19, 2007

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Skull Punk Wrapped Baseball Jersey

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Coolio. I'm a punk. Or I'm not a punk but I want to look like a punky skateboarder dude. I'm actually a geek who uses really big words, but I like shirts like this one. You ?

Updated Oct 19, 2007

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Skull Punk Sprayed Women's Light T-Shirt

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Nothing is hotter than a pink skull t-shirt. Rock it.

Updated Oct 19, 2007

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70s mp3s at Amazon

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Uh, 70s? Duh.

Updated Oct 18, 2007

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Orange Trick or Treat! Dark T-Shirt

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Trick or treat. Smell my feet. Give me something good to eat. Love to sit and chat, but I gotta get me a shirt.

Updated Oct 16, 2007

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Switch Plates with Plate Samples

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What's that? Did I just add some switch plates to my ThisNext list? Well too bad. Because here's another one. And you know what? When you order these plates, you get them made right then, for you, so you can request some odd thing with them, if you want. Like and extra half inch on each side. Or a plate that's off center. Or something to match your hack electrical job. And that's damn cool, if you ask me. So get yourself some. Okay? Gotcha. (via Switchplates)

Updated Oct 11, 2007

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Amish Don't Drink OR Drive T-Shirt (Busted Tees)

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Because it's darn funny. Don't drink or drive? Cool. Makes me want to be Amish.

Updated Aug 29, 2008

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NASCAR is BORING Tee Shirt

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Um, because NASCAR is just cars going around in circles? I mean, honestly, how boring is that? I suppose that's cool if what you want to do is go to sleep. Otherwise, why bother?

Updated Oct 5, 2007

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Updated Oct 14, 2008

Did I say "Designed by Apple in California"? I think that's all I have to say.

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Updated Sep 24, 2008

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Updated Sep 21, 2008

Pretty Good Music. Do you really need more of an explanation than that?

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For stuff I don't need, but stuff I really need. Also known as "desire".

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