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Awesome amazing stuff for you to buy because you owe it to the world to spend all your money and then your credit and then go simply and awesomely to the poor house!

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Tommy Hilfiger Forest Camouflage Print Boxer Brief Underwear

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Do you have any idea how handy these camo boxer/briefs are going to be? I mean, if you're not wearing these, you're sure to be shot. No kidding. No more bright white briefs for this guy.

Updated Oct 5, 2007

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Canon PowerShot G9 Digital Camera

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5 people recommended this item

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Yum. I mean, honestly, what's not to love? This is the sort of thing that creates the kind of desire in me that is nothing but sinful. But I don't care. Gimme.

Updated Sep 18, 2007

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This Is My [Skulls] Costume Kids Dark T-Shirt

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This so IS my freakin' costume, thought you know it's almost too decorative for the attitude I'm stylin'. Because I'm so freakin' cool so tudinal that I simply can't be bothered with anything but this coolin' tudidational t to show my blessed cool.

So gimme some candy.

Updated Oct 8, 2007

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My Pink Skulls Costume Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

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It's pink. It's my costume. The text is skulls. Could it be more awesome and fully fantastic at the same time? I doubt it. And you will doubt it. And your friends will doubt it. And your cat will lay nearby just to be in the glow of your gorgeousness and fabulousness. Cats are smart that way. All of them. Even this one. So near me.

Updated Oct 8, 2007

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I AM McLOVIN Tee

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2 people recommended this item

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I think we can all agree that we're all McLovin'. Yes? So on with it.

Updated Jun 4, 2008

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Jesus Hates the Yankees T-Shirt

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Maybe Jesus hates the Yankees, but he's doin' some lovin' on this shirt. And so am I, yo.

Updated Oct 9, 2007

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C&R Woodcrafters

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My parents make these. They are pretty darn nifty. Or nifty darn pretty. Or some darn thing.

Updated Sep 17, 2007

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Boo Dubya Bush Dark T-Shirt

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Want to give people a fright? Put Dubya right out in front of ya and say "boo" while you're at it. Guaranteed to make 'em holler.

Updated Oct 10, 2007

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Crafter Unfinished Switch Plates

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Cool crafter switchplates and electrical plates that you can paint on, varnish on, sit on, or just plain look at. Peachy, yes? I guess you have a be a bit crafty, but you are a bit crafty, aren't you?

Of course you are. (via Dad)

Updated Oct 11, 2007

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Updated Oct 14, 2008

Did I say "Designed by Apple in California"? I think that's all I have to say.

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Updated Sep 24, 2008

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Updated Sep 21, 2008

Pretty Good Music. Do you really need more of an explanation than that?

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Updated Oct 6, 2008

For stuff I don't need, but stuff I really need. Also known as "desire".

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