Funny Sh*t That Makes Me Laugh Out Loud. For reals - a list by Yournewbestfriend

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I find so many products that legitimately make me laugh out loud and I need a place to put them all! Laughter guaranteed - as long as you have my sense of humor.

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One Man Hang: The Intimate Towel Holder

5 people recommended this item

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Because it will make you and your guests laugh everytime they hang their towel or coat at your house. Why not?

Updated Oct 7, 2008

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Control A Cat Remote

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Instructions: Point at cat. Push any button of your choice. Hope for the best.

Buttons include "arch back" and "catch mice". There are some for stopping hissing and random attacks, I'm sure.

Updated Oct 6, 2008

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Tattoos for the Elderly

7 people recommended this item

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I know, I'm a broken record when it comes to my praise for random bits of nonsense at parties. But it WORKS. I swear.

So think of these if you're throwing a 40th birthday party for someone, for example. A do-it-yourself tattoo station is always a hit. Expect it to be "the" hangout about two hours after people first hit your bar area. A big hit.

Or at the holidays, do you find yourself looking for a stocking stuffer grandma and grandpa haven't seen before? Chances are this one will fit the bill. I LOVE the pillbox one.

Not to make it all about me and my bad knees (14 years of Irish dancing lessons FOR WHAT?? FOR WHAT I ask you??), but when I first saw the arthritis tat I immediately knew where on my (hidden for modesty) I'd put it.

Updated Jul 2, 2008

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Perfect Bodies Duvet

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Hahaha. This is hilarious. Just make sure the matching body is on the right side of the bed that you like to sleep on :) Comes in double and king sizes, and for some reason suitable for people 16+ years old. Hmm.

Updated Oct 6, 2008

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Bad table

4 people recommended this item

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This table is designed for kid's rooms, but I think it's great for any room. Definitely bizarre and hilarious, and taps into everyone's imaginary side.

Updated Oct 1, 2008

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Portable Rotary Phone

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"The infamous Portable Rotary Phone is an original rotary phone that has been modified to be a cellular phone. The Port-O-Rotary has a functional rotary dial, rings the original, loud metallic bells when a call is received, and even has a dial tone!"

So much for "smaller is better" when it comes to cell phones. Apparently, the RAZR backlash has arrived. I just hope car trends aren't influenced!

Updated Oct 1, 2008

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LampLamp

2 people recommended this item

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Hahaha. A lamplamp. Genius! Uses an E26 bulb to fit inside the lamp lampshade. Great conversation piece.

Updated Sep 30, 2008

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STOP TALKING Cards

12 people recommended this item

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not business cards, but sometimes, you really just want the other person to STOP TALKING. then you can exchange contact information and move on

Updated Dec 17, 2006

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Mugger Park Planters

2 people recommended this item

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This plant with assorted ceramic figurines are meant to recreate a park scene in your own home. By giving the little plant little people to match, the plant looks bigger and you're bringing the outdoor city park novelty into your home. There are a variety of figurines to choose from: flasher, gay couple, lost salesman, and mugger (pictured). I like the lost salesman the most. A great way to bring life into your home - even if its a little odd.

Updated Sep 29, 2008

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Glico - Men's Dark Chocolate Pocky

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8 people recommended this item

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There is this belief in Japan that men like less sweet things while women like sweet/creamy/fruity things. Thus, this dark chocolate covered Pocky is labeled Men's. A snack and a chance to ponder on gender stereotypes in another culture at the same time - a lot of entertainment in one little chocolate cookie stick!

Updated Aug 24, 2006

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