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Celebrity Baby Names - a list by JustEliana
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About this list:
Just because you are famous doesn't mean you should name your child something that just is absurd. This list makes fun of you.
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I read US Weekly
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Apple Necklace
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Dear Gwenyth Paltrow and Chris Martin,
Apples are meant to be eaten. Not to be the name of your child. (via fredflare.com)
Updated Jul 17, 2008
Sun Maid Apples, 5-Ounce Bags
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Another form of apples. Why would you name your daughter after a short fat fruit????????? (via thisnext.com)
Updated Jul 17, 2008
Airplane - The "Don't Call Me Shirley" Edition: DVD
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Jason Lee named his kid Pilot. Why??? We will never know. But that kid will most likely grow up and hate airplanes. Lets hope he can at least find the humor in this wonderful wonderful film. (via amazon.com)
Updated Jul 17, 2008
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Bumble And Bumble Crème De Coco Shampoo and Conditioner
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Courtney Cox and David Arquette named their daughter Coco. Which could be like a cute nickname but unfortunately it only makes me think of pet names and perfume/hair products. (via amazon.com)
Updated Jul 17, 2008
I Love Memphis BBQ Apron
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Bono should get this for his kid, Memphis Eve. Bono is just inflicting so much confusion into this kids life. They for sure can never go to Memphis. (via amazon.com)
Updated Jul 17, 2008
Disney's The Kid
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David Duchovny and Tea Leoni might have created the worst name yet, Kyd. Thats like naming a dog dog. Its dumb. But this is a cute movie nonetheless. (via amazon.com)
Updated Jul 17, 2008
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Sage Organic Seeds
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Sylvester Stallone attempted to be creative when he named his kid Sage but however, he is still Sylvester Stallone so Sage just isn't happening for him. He seems more like a John kind of guy. (via amazon.com)
Updated Jul 17, 2008
Ocean
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Forest Whitaker why?????????????? (via amazon.com)
Updated Jul 17, 2008
Superman T-Shirt, Officially Licensed Crewneck
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Nicholas Cage named his kid Kal-el, the birth name of Superman. Thats just a mean joke because obviously this kid will just never ever ever be as cool as Superman. (via amazon.com)
Updated Jul 17, 2008
Sailor Hats White Adult
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I just don't understand why people think its a good idea to name their child after like a profession or like Halloween costume (Christy Brinkley) (via amazon.com)
Updated Jul 17, 2008
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