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Inflatable Patriotic Cooler
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Whether it's the 4th of July, the Olympics, or presidential election season, this patriotic inflatable cooler will be the hit of the party and keep your favorite beverages cold. Go red, white and blue!
Updated Aug 6, 2008
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Patriotic Boxer Shorts Underwear
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Who doesn't love the Red, White and Blue?! Show your patriotism by wearing our colors where it matters most!
Updated Aug 6, 2008
Patriotic Jockstrap
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Uh, ok, perhaps this is taking patriotism to a new level, or perhaps it's just narcissism gone awry. In any event, those truly devoted to the Red, White and Blue, will enjoy their next work out in this patriotic jock strap.
Updated Aug 6, 2008
44 Magnum Revolver
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Go ahead, make my day! What's more Americano than Dirty Harry and his .44 Magnum Revolver. For better or worse, this country stands alone in the world in terms of its citizen rights to bear arms. In the words of the Harry....."Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
Updated Aug 6, 2008
Ford F-150 truck
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This was the best selling vehicle in America for 17 years until this year (Honda Civic is now #1). This truck is a classic and speaks to the roots of this country and middle America. Yeeee Hawwwww!
Updated Aug 6, 2008
Dutch Apple Pie
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That's right, Apple Pie. If you don't love Apple Pie, then you aren't American. Eat some, fool!
Updated Aug 6, 2008
Coca-Cola
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Sorry Pepsi, you ain't American. When it comes to the official soda of this country, there's only one choice--Coca-Cola. This American classic has more brand equity than Oprah Winfrey. That's right, you heard me correctly.
Updated Aug 6, 2008
BUDWEISER KING OF BEERS LABEL TIN SIGN
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It's called the King of Beers for a reason. Budweiser gets everything right--the colors, the clydesdale horses, the music, the ads, and the taste of their beer. Forget about all those nasty micro-brews. Bud is a real man's beer - I prefer mine in a can!
Updated Aug 6, 2008
Wilson F1003B NCAA 1003 GST Football
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This is the official version used by college football teams. I just got one as a gift from my dad for my birthday. I love to pass around the football on game days in the fall. Ah......college football, I love it!
Updated May 1, 2008
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Lee Greenwood: Proud to be an American
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If you are an American and listen to this song and don't cry you should have your passport revoked! It's a classic and everyone should own a copy.
Updated Aug 6, 2008
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