Tacky Tackier Tackiest - a list by AVerte

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tack·y [tak-ee] –adjective, tack·i·er, tack·i·est. 1. not tasteful or fashionable; dowdy, frumpish 2. shabby in appearance; shoddy, unbecoming, outmoded 3. crass; cheaply vulgar; tasteless; crude. 4. gaudy; flashy; showy, inelegant, 5. chintzy, glaring, loud, meretricious, tawdry, tinsel In terms of giving a memorable gift...you could do no worse than choose from this list. I mean it. These are wickedly awful gifts.

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VAMPIRE REPELLING GARLIC MINTS

First to recommend

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Protect yourself from vampire attacks with these potent Garlic Mints! Each tin contains one hundred mints guaranteed to give you the kind of garlic breath that will send vampires scurrying back to their coffins. May be a good idea to pop a couple before your pre-breakup discussion with your current beau.

Updated Feb 15, 2009

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Papa Palermo

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A soft plushy stuffed rat fof the highest quality. The gift I can guarantee will be one of a kind. And, it may be the last baby shower you ever get invited to.

Updated Feb 15, 2009

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Banana Bunkers

First to recommend

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I hate when my banana gets bruised and mushy. Who doesn't like a firm banana? Here's a perfect solution. Maybe you can even ask to have it shipped to you in a plain brown box?

Updated Feb 15, 2009

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HEART EGG MOLDER

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3 people recommended this item

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Show him your love is always sunny side up!

Updated Jan 14, 2009

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Bathroom Graffiti - Pistol Hair Dryer

66 people recommended this item

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I want it just so I can see whether or not I can pack this in my carry on. Write to me c/o TSA Holding Cell - O'Hare Airport. I'll be the one with the stylish hair.

Updated Jan 18, 2009

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YUM Cupcake Party Hat// Green Hat Pink Heart

2 people recommended this item

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Despite the fact there is a cyborg modeling this hat, it rocks in terms of Cupcakemania - my new word for the frenzy surrounding this innocent little desert. Or perhaps it isn't so innocuous after all.

Updated Jan 10, 2009

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Designer Barf Bags by redstr collective

2 people recommended this item

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What a great find...and devilishly tacky. Imagine the effect if you left a few of these discreetly in that stuck up prissy perfect neighbor of yours bathroom after the block party planning committee tea at her Martha Stewart inspired home.

chuckle chuckle. I don't have any neighbors like that but I would leave them barf bags if I did.

Updated Jan 8, 2009

For people who like:

  • beautiful throw up accessories
  • decorator barf bags
  • toss your cookies

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Milk, I am your father T-Shirt

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2 people recommended this item

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Makes absolutely no sense. However, it makes me laugh anyway.

Updated Jan 2, 2009

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taco belle cosmetics pouch

6 people recommended this item

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Felt zip pouch is topped with lettuce, tomatoes, cheese and has such a happy smile. (Must be gas.) You could use this as a pencil pouch as well.

Updated Dec 27, 2008

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Evil Pink Devil Cupcake Tie

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2 people recommended this item

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Rumor has it you can buy these in bulk...

These evil little pink devil cupcakes will call out to you with temptation.

Updated Dec 27, 2008

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