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tack·y [tak-ee] –adjective, tack·i·er, tack·i·est. 1. not tasteful or fashionable; dowdy, frumpish 2. shabby in appearance; shoddy, unbecoming, outmoded 3. crass; cheaply vulgar; tasteless; crude. 4. gaudy; flashy; showy, inelegant, 5. chintzy, glaring, loud, meretricious, tawdry, tinsel In terms of giving a memorable gift...you could do no worse than choose from this list. I mean it. These are wickedly awful gifts.

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VAMPIRE REPELLING GARLIC MINTS

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Protect yourself from vampire attacks with these potent Garlic Mints! Each tin contains one hundred mints guaranteed to give you the kind of garlic breath that will send vampires scurrying back to their coffins. May be a good idea to pop a couple before your pre-breakup discussion with your current beau.

Updated Feb 15, 2009

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Papa Palermo

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A soft plushy stuffed rat fof the highest quality. The gift I can guarantee will be one of a kind. And, it may be the last baby shower you ever get invited to.

Updated Feb 15, 2009

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Banana Bunkers

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I hate when my banana gets bruised and mushy. Who doesn't like a firm banana? Here's a perfect solution. Maybe you can even ask to have it shipped to you in a plain brown box?

Updated Feb 15, 2009

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HEART EGG MOLDER

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If this doesn't make her love you, well then give it up. Nothing says I love you more than heart shaped eggs. Hide the molder and let her think it was fate that the eggs turned out in hearts just for her. ( Accccckk. I am making myself ill with my own blather.)

Updated Jan 29, 2009

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Bathroom Graffiti - Pistol Hair Dryer

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I want it just so I can see whether or not I can pack this in my carry on. Write to me c/o TSA Holding Cell - O'Hare Airport. I'll be the one with the stylish hair.

Updated Jan 18, 2009

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YUM Cupcake Party Hat// Green Hat Pink Heart

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Despite the fact there is a cyborg modeling this hat, it rocks in terms of Cupcakemania - my new word for the frenzy surrounding this innocent little desert. Or perhaps it isn't so innocuous after all.

Updated Jan 10, 2009

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Designer Barf Bags by redstr collective

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What a great find...and devilishly tacky. Imagine the effect if you left a few of these discreetly in that stuck up prissy perfect neighbor of yours bathroom after the block party planning committee tea at her Martha Stewart inspired home.

chuckle chuckle. I don't have any neighbors like that but I would leave them barf bags if I did.

Updated Jan 8, 2009