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tack·y [tak-ee] –adjective, tack·i·er, tack·i·est. 1. not tasteful or fashionable; dowdy, frumpish 2. shabby in appearance; shoddy, unbecoming, outmoded 3. crass; cheaply vulgar; tasteless; crude. 4. gaudy; flashy; showy, inelegant, 5. chintzy, glaring, loud, meretricious, tawdry, tinsel In terms of giving a memorable gift...you could do no worse than choose from this list. I mean it. These are wickedly awful gifts.

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Cupcake Tie

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"Is that a cupcake tie you're wearing?"

Why, yes as a matter of fact it is, you can respond. This cute, unique patterned cupcake is sure to turn heads. Blue and purple polka dots design.

Updated Dec 27, 2008

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Cupcake Couture

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Spinning USB Pole Dancer

12 people recommended this item

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Hmm. If only that pole extended, perhaps she could break the glass ceiling.

Updated Oct 1, 2008

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Crystal Head Vodka

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16 people recommended this item

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Packaged in a crystal skull head bottle designed by john alexander and produced by Bruni Glass, this new vodka is a release from actor Dan Aykroyd. Triple filtered vodka from Diamond Estates Wines & Spirits Ltd. The site has a video of Dan talking about some interesting archeological facts about skulls and skeletons too. (via notcot.com)

Updated Oct 5, 2008

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ANXIETY SCULPTURES

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A neurotic Barbie and Ken...

Updated Nov 20, 2008

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doohickeys, gizmos, and thingamajigs

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Inflatable Toast Mattress

5 people recommended this item

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Now if someone can just find me some lettuce leaf sheets and a couple cherry tomato pillows, I'll be set. (via ion_dog)

Updated Aug 6, 2008

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Great Big Corn Hat

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Perfect garb for that summer picnic. I suppose this was made for you Nebraska Cornhusker or Concordia Cobbers fans but perhaps we need to rethink this.

Updated Jun 2, 2008

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Golden Ego Pills

11 people recommended this item

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Lordy, lordy, what won't they think of next. I haven't personally used this so I don't want all my many friends and fans out there to think I am so vain as to need a gimmick like this to secure my divaness and mavenship. But the GOLD PILL may be the perfect gift for someone less secure, perhaps your boss or your soon to be ex girlfriend who is always hinting she wants something "sparkly." Hint - I think she means RING but if you aren't feeling inclined in that direction this will send quite the message.

Updated Jul 4, 2008

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Marie Antoinette Action Figure w/ Ejector Head

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Here's the action figure you've been waiting for, an ejecting head Marie Antoinette. A perfect cake topper.

Qu'ils mangent de la brioche - her now infamous words.

Updated May 18, 2008

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Handsoap

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Pick me! Pick me! I don't know whether this is totally cute or really creepy. Perhaps sweetly weird describes the bag filled with 10 goat's milk + vegetable glycerin soap hands.

Updated Aug 25, 2008