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tack·y [tak-ee] –adjective, tack·i·er, tack·i·est. 1. not tasteful or fashionable; dowdy, frumpish 2. shabby in appearance; shoddy, unbecoming, outmoded 3. crass; cheaply vulgar; tasteless; crude. 4. gaudy; flashy; showy, inelegant, 5. chintzy, glaring, loud, meretricious, tawdry, tinsel In terms of giving a memorable gift...you could do no worse than choose from this list. I mean it. These are wickedly awful gifts.
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Pink Flamingos with Gazing Ball
First to recommend
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What better way to welcome Spring and annoy your neighbors at the same time by planting these delicate Pink Flamingos in your front yard. Whimsical, colorful, and oh so Spring!
Updated May 2, 2008
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Your Very Own Personal Alien
2 people recommended this item
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Just when I thought I may be running low on clever gift ideas, I discover that my This Next pals have discovered an adoptible alien. Why had I known this fourteen years ago, I may never have had children. But I will have to wait until my current aliens -er I mean children have departed from their teenage spaceships and rejoined the planet before I start stocking up on new aliens.
Updated Apr 22, 2008
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Seasonal Dress Up Cat Figurine
First to recommend
2 people recommended this item
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This sassy little kitty will be the hit of the neighborhood all decked out for the holidays. Forget the concrete goose...a dress up cat is where its at!
Updated Apr 18, 2008
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Fanny Bank
First to recommend
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Your teenager will love this. Add a roll of nickles and let 'er rip...literally.
Updated Apr 18, 2008
Lighted Sea Shell Toilet Seat
First to recommend
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This Lucite LED toilet seat is powered by AA batteries and contains real shells and starfish. Note that you can even color coordinate your bowl cleaner for that overall blue effect. (via The Lighter Side Co)
Updated Apr 18, 2008
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Solar-Powered Tulip Lawn Stakes
First to recommend
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In the spirit of Spring, these solar powered tulip lawn stakes are both tacky and energy efficient. Nice!
Updated Apr 18, 2008
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CANDLE CARVER
6 people recommended this item
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What Mom wouldn't appreciate a candle carver like this? How many times have I looked at an apple and thought: If only I could easily turn this into a votive holder, how much richer my life would be. This should work well with potatoes and perhaps even a slice of lasagna for that ultimate Italian dinner candlelight experience. (via Perpetual Kid)
Updated Apr 18, 2008
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Glow-in-the-Dark Flesh Eating Zombies Play Set
First to recommend
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Barbie, be scared. Be very scared. Time to call in GI Joe and the army of Kens once this playset infiltrates the sanctity of your toybox.
Updated Apr 16, 2008
Nunzilla Fire Breathing Nun
First to recommend
2 people recommended this item
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A fire breathing nun....just like highschool only this one leaves less scars. Nunzilla will not be questioned.
Updated Apr 16, 2008
Pope John Paul II Celebriduck
First to recommend
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Just when I think I have redeemed myself, I have to go and list something sacreligious like this. Holy bubblebath! I am treading water on this one for sure.
Updated Apr 16, 2008
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