Holidays '08: Greetings from the Trailer Park - a list by tatorandtots

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"momma loves her some eggnog!" MikWright Card

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"momma loves her some eggnog..... season's greetings."

The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional stationary for your holiday card swapping pleasure...

Many of these cards are also available as napkins, photo albums and accessories on the MikWright site.

Updated Nov 15, 2008

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"It's the F*cking Season..." and Other Holiday Cards from OplusD

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Whether you need to say "Congratuf*ckinglations" or "Merry F*cking Christmas," this line has a card that will get the job done.

Updated Nov 17, 2008

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"monica, dear, there is no santa. now be a sweetheart and fix mommy another martini...." XMas Card

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The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional stationary for your holiday card swapping pleasure...

Updated Nov 15, 2008

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"1. connect part a to b... 2. insert ice into glass and add vodka to tonic..." MikWright Card

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Inside:
1. connect part a to part b using parts e,f, and g.
2. insert ice into glass and add vodka to tonic.
3. connect lips to glass and liquid to mouth.
4. repeat steps 2 and 3 as necessary.
5. happy holidays.

*Note: Many MikWright cards are also available as coasters, accessories, etc. on the site.

Updated Nov 15, 2008

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Deck My Balls Card

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Ummm... yeah. Happy holidays....

Updated Nov 18, 2008

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"for they were whores" Photo Album, Coasters and Card

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Great vintage black and white photo cover with caption:
"the gals were left alone whilst gary and ronnie went to the boat show. they loved their husbands...and everyone else's too, for they were whores."

I had the coasters out at a ladies' night and must have written down the web site where I got them a dozen times. Lots of retro stuff, lots of laughs.

Another use? A GREAT hostess gift. Either on the front end- ie your Grand Arrival- or, pardon the phrase, the back end- ie a thank you gift. A few years ago I got into the habit of always taking my digital camera to every single party and forcing myself to snap shots. For all the work people put into getting ready for their shindig, they so rarely remember to take the photos they later would love to have had because they're busy 'hostessing.' So you can imagine how well a sassy little album with party shots is received by them- truly, I have had people basically well up with tears when I give them such a thank you gift.

Don't forget to chronicle your own fabulousness as well! Leave those unwieldy photo albums- the kind your mom filled with photos of your summer vacation road trip to Aunt Betty's in Topeka and used as a step-stool to get to the top shelf- in the cupboard and instead stock up on slim, clever little albums to showcase each individual event you have. Then set them out as eye candy and conversation starters at future events. Your guests are bound to find themselves amongst the pages of prior fetes.....

One last tip- Use a sticker or sharpie on the inside cover of each to write down the web site address of where you- in your immense organizational prowess- have uploaded your images. That'll save you the time of following up on the "Oh, can I can a copy of this???" requests you will surely receive. It's a classy way of saying, "Get it your damn self."

Updated Jul 2, 2008

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"it's sort of the one i wanted. but hell, i can always regift it. happy holidays." Card

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"it's sort of the one i wanted. but hell, i can always regift it.
happy holidays."

The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional stationary for your holiday card swapping pleasure...

Many of these cards are also available as napkins, photo albums and coasters on the MikWright site.

Updated Nov 15, 2008

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