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The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional stationary for your holiday card swapping pleasure...

"dear santa,
here's a picture of our chimney. please e-mail me the dimensions of your ass, because i don't think this is gonna work. love, emily"

Updated Nov 15, 2008

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Putting the "fun" Into Dysfunctional Holidays

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"Wishing You An Acceptable Christmas and An Adequate New Year" Card

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I've just resolved to buy all my holiday cards at Junkmail Greetings.

Updated Oct 19, 2008

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Hate Mail for the Holidays Cards

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It's fairly obvious how much I love the Junkmail Greetings line and she certainly didn't disappoint with this year's holiday card choices.....

Updated Oct 19, 2008

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"monica, dear, there is no santa. now be a sweetheart and fix mommy another martini". (happy holidays) Boxed Set of 12

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"Inside you'll find incredibly fun printed (non photo attached) holiday cards with all the holiday humor you expect from MikWright! INSIDE reads: "monica, dear, there is no santa. now be a sweetheart and fix mommy another martini". (happy holidays). 12 cards with envelopes."

Updated Nov 15, 2008

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"and here's the guy who drives the tractor....." Coaster

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"and here's the guy who drives the tractor that pulls the combine that harvests the grain that makes the alcohol that destroys my liver."

The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional accessories for your holiday partying pleasure...

Many of these cards are also available as napkins, photo albums, coasters and other accessories on the MikWright site.

Updated Nov 15, 2008

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JunkMail Greetings - Free (Sarcastic) Electronic Greeting Cards

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One of my absolute favorite stationary sites is now offering their witty, sarcastic cards as free e-cards. Yahooo I say.

Updated Oct 19, 2008

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Cards for Alternative Lifestyles....

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Most stereotypes are completely rubbish. But I've found one that consistently has proven to be quite correct- my gay friends simply have better taste than my straight ones. Which makes selecting gifts for them an exciting challenge... raises the retail bar, if you will.

I love these cards for their stylish simplicity and tongue in cheek wit.

Keeping in My Boys' good graces is important because as the saying goes, as I age they'll keep me away from chiffon and bad lighting.

Updated Dec 9, 2007