"The Toilet Bowl" Duke vs. Northwestern - a list by napulator

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When Duke and Northwestern get together to play a football game, sports fans express pretty much the same sentiments. "What am I doing here", "I can't believe I let them talk me into this", "good thing they are paying me by the hour or I would not be here." This game will go a long way in answering the question that has haunted man for ...years....like 4. Who would win in a football game? The ACC's biggest nerds or the Big-10's biggest geeks?

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Duke Blue Devils Royal Blue Razor Protective Cell Phone Cover

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Protect your cell playa. Now if someone tries to smash your phone because of the Duke casing, don't blame me.

Updated Sep 4, 2008

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Duke Blue Devils Blue Collegiate Toothbrush

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Now how can you gloat and laugh at opposing fans and players with jacked up teeth? Kepp that natural bling bling going and you will be a superior heckler.

Updated Sep 4, 2008

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Duke Blue Devils Car Magnet

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This a nice car magnet. Car magnets are better because they don't leave all that sticky bullshit on your car.

Updated Sep 4, 2008

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Duke Blue Devils Short Sleeve Poncho

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Poncho are like the greatest invention ever. That and lobster.

Updated Sep 4, 2008

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Duke Blue Devils Royal Blue Light-up Message Fan

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Show your fanhood with this light up Blue Devil fan. How the hell does this thing work?

Updated Sep 4, 2008

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Nike Duke Blue Devils Black 2008 3-D Players Flex Fit Hat

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This is a nice Blue Devil hat. Much better than the hats witht he big D on them.

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Duke Blue Devils Royal Blue Magna-Coolie Magnetic Beverage Holder

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Now this is how you tailgate. With this magnetically charged beverage holder, you can keep a hold of your beverage while you rush the field. Only think wiht that is, you will never have a reason to rush the field at a Duke football game.

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Duke Blue Devils 2 oz. Retro Shot Glass

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If you want to get smashed, take a shot after every opposing teams td. If you don't want to get smashed, do the opposite.

Updated Sep 4, 2008

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Duke Blue Devils Royal Blue Jersey Messenger Bag

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Represent Duke U by keeping all of the stuff you are not supposed to have at a Duke game in this bag. Beer liquor and food from outside, cann all fit nicely into this messenger bag.

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SUPPORT OUR TROOPS - EXCEPT RON, THAT GUY'S A DICK

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THeir our plenty of young Americans over in Iraq right now. I am sure that at least one of them is named Ron. How perfect would it be to wear this shirt around him?

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