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An ode to the things you *don't need* but dramatically increase your quality of life.

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REPUBLICAN AND DEMOCRAT SHAKERS

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These are seriously quirky ways to shower you food with your political affiliation.

Updated Jan 28, 2008

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Packin Heat Handwarmers

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I like guns... not in a weird NRA Patriot kind of way... just in a kid-who-liked-Duck-Hunt kind of way.

These little handwarmers are shaped like a pistola which is way cooler than just a sqaure shaped hotpack...

I'd be a little careful, however-- if you (like me) are a minority in a major metro... I'm just saying... let's not give the po'po' any more chances to cap you.

Updated Jan 24, 2008

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Plane Clean Air Filter

7 people recommended this item

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This cracks me up...
I'm pretty germaphobic on planes... I disinfect my seatbelt, tray table... and lather on the Purell... but this is taking it to an entirely new level.

I like the illustration on the website that shows you being saved from germs and blowing them to others- karmic...

Having said all that, I think having one might not be the worst idea ever.

Updated Jan 24, 2008

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Urban Library Alpha Bookends

2 people recommended this item

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A to Z bookends-- what's not love.

Updated Jan 23, 2008

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roller skates!

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5 people recommended this item

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This will help me realize my dreams of being in the Broadway adaptation of Xanadu.

Updated Jan 22, 2008

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Obama is My Homeboy T-Shirt

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Move over Jesus-- it seems we have a new Homeboy in town.

Could there be a more unflattering illustration.

Updated Jan 15, 2008

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I Love Shiksas

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As a proud Shiksa-girl I'd love to see some disaffected, nerdy, financial type walking in to my neighborhood Starbucks looking for some good, clean Catholic fun...

Too far?

Updated Jan 15, 2008

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P Mate Women Can Now Pee Standing Up

2 people recommended this item

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I have been told that one of the rare pleasures of being a man is the ability to pee standing up... and now that pleasure can be passed on.

Gross.

Much like my friend Meatloaf... I'll do just about anything for love (and hanging out with the guys) but I WON'T DO THAT...

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Updated Jan 15, 2008

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Lego Salt and Pepper Shakers

5 people recommended this item

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In my youth I was quite the Lego-phile... I mostly gravitated toward the jaundice Lego people...

Though it might be a little macabre to have little yellow heads on your table- I doubt anyone will care-- and at $5 a pop you can send a set home with all of your guests.

Updated Dec 22, 2008

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Funny Baby T-Shirt - Daddy Drinks Because I Cry

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I wonder if I can special order this is "puppy" size...

So funny, and so wrong.

Updated Jan 15, 2008

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Updated Jun 27, 2008

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Updated Feb 6, 2008

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Updated May 22, 2008

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A Suck-Free Valentine's Day

Updated Feb 6, 2008

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