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An ode to the things you *don't need* but dramatically increase your quality of life.
Let's Paint The '90s coloring book
3 people recommended this item
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Remember these?
I would spend hours carefully, with not an ounce of wasted paint, painting an underwater scene from "The Little Mermaid"-- tongue sticking out of the side of my mouth, lips pursed in concentration...
Now I can relive those days... what will they come up with next?!
Updated Jan 14, 2008
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taco belle cosmetics pouch
First to recommend
6 people recommended this item
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Though my name is Christina, I think I might actually prefer to be called a Taco Belle....
Deelish.
Updated Jan 14, 2008
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french fry coin purse
3 people recommended this item
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In my next life I will be a french fry coin purse.
This little thing makes my whole life look sunny.
Updated May 23, 2008
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Sephora: CARGO GlossyGreetings Cards: Lip Gloss
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2 people recommended this item
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Its a greeting card with built-in lipgloss and the proceeds to go charity, so you can feel as good as you look.
Updated Jul 7, 2007
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Safe Hit Condom Caddy
First to recommend
2 people recommended this item
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Condoms are a no-brainer nowadays, but gosh are the packages ugly. Frankly, I have no desire to have a hideous gray box cramp my style at the Pink Palace (my little cottage house). These little cases have little double entendre phrases "Safe Hit" and are cute enough to stash in your purse or just leave on the night stand.
Updated Jan 4, 2008
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YIDDISH PROVERB MONEY CLIP
2 people recommended this item
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"With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome and you sing well too."
Aint that the truth!! I think I am going to buy this for my grandpa (PawPaw)... he'd get a real kick out of it.
$18
Updated Jan 4, 2008
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CLEVER CARD CASES | UncommonGoods
First to recommend
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I love these. Instead of the stodgy silver card cases these are fun and Pulp Fiction-y.
These are great for anyone that is not yet used to being called Mr. or Ms. at the office(weirds me out!!!)
Updated Jan 4, 2008
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Home Plate Coir Doormat
6 people recommended this item
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He is a pretty big baseball fan!
Updated Nov 2, 2009
Democrat Mug: States
First to recommend
2 people recommended this item
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Too awesome. Add a warm liquid and all of my political dreams come true-- in the form of red states turning blue. Even Montana. Even Texas.
Tea and Democracy. Yum.
$12
Updated Jan 4, 2008
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"I Love You" Toast Stamper
15 people recommended this item
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I once dated this artist/hockey player in Toronto. After one very drink filled evening I awoke to his best attempt at breakfast in bed. It was 7 slices of toast, a glass of lukewarm water and a clementine orange.
If you are going to be THAT lame, at least stamp a heartfelt sentiment on it. Jerk.
Updated Dec 23, 2008
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The Not-So-Subtle Hint List
Updated Jul 9, 2008
It sure beats leaving magazines with marker circles around the house.
Bathroom Bonanza
Updated Jun 27, 2008
Shopping for bathroom decor is one of my favorite capricious pastimes... the fluffy towels, bathrobes, shower...
Lent: 40 Days of Not So Much Fun
Updated Feb 6, 2008
I'm a lifelong Catholic... which means I'm not a very good one. I've given up giving things up for Lent that (to me at...
Under My Umbrella
Updated May 22, 2008
I love the rain... I love the smell, the taste, the temperature... If I could move to Seattle in a little apartment next to...
A Suck-Free Valentine's Day
Updated Feb 6, 2008
The most overrated "holiday" EVER. Bar none. Here's how to have a nice time, without emotionally blackmailing your loved ones...
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