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For the guy in the office next door that swears everyone is out to get him...

A mini paper-shredder so he can destroy all of his super secret Post-Its "turkey on rye, no mayo", all his super secret phone messages "Call mom, you forgot your compression socks" all his super secret documents "Risk: Ancient Babylon tournament"...

I'll use it until I can convince the boss that I need a "Burn Can"

$11.50

Updated Nov 9, 2007

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The Office

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Pee Pee TeePees - Santa Hat

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2 people recommended this item

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Oh. My. God.

Apparently you place this little apparatus on your little boy's- um, little boy-- so he doesn't whiz on you while you're changing him.

What they forgot to mention was the scarring effect having a felt hat placed on their junk is going to do to them as men.

I'm buying 50.

$13.50

Updated Nov 9, 2007

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Journal for Collecting Fortunes from Fortune Cookies

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6 people recommended this item

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For years I have been collecting my fortunes and stashing them in change purse of my wallet... this is way better.

Perfect for the friend that loves Moo Goo Gai Pan.

Updated Nov 9, 2007

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American Kitsch

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Modern Cutting Board

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Pop-Art meets Kitchen utensils... loves it.

I especially love the Marilyn Monroe made of veggies... a touch too tacky for my abode, but maybe yours?

Updated Nov 7, 2007

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Paw Print Christmas Ornament (DIY)

3 people recommended this item

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The perfect way to commemmorate Jack+Jill's first Christmas... I wonder if I can get them to sit still long enough to put a paw in the mold. (via laurasweet)

Updated Nov 5, 2007

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6 foot Silver Metal Sparkle Christmas Tree

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2 people recommended this item

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So hip, it's already on backorder...

sparkle christmas tree

A stunning, sparkling alternative to the traditional Christmas tree. This modern, artificial Christmas tree has adjustable branches. Silver metal and plastic.
price: $98 (each)
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Updated Oct 11, 2007

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Pet Fish Soap in a Bag

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2 people recommended this item

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The perfect hostess gift...

Imagine how funny it would look to open the door at a dinner party and find a guest grinning with a fish-in-a-bag. Priceless.

$6.50

Updated Nov 2, 2007