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This style of pants, actually called "harem pants" were bad idea when they were popularized by M.C. Hammer during the 80's. I cannot believe they are back! There is nothing fresh about this look. It's a costumey and dated look, as far as I'm concerned.

Updated Oct 4, 2008

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Acid Wash High Waisted Hotpant

3 people recommended this item

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Please don't tell me that acid wash is back! Dear God no! I never thought it would happen... I remember a friend in college that wore NOTHING but acid washed jeans. Eventually, a couple of us staged an intervention took them away and bought him some REAL jeans. He was grateful. Now people are doing it to themselves on purpose... Indeed what is the world coming to??

Updated Oct 2, 2008

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Golden Ego Pills

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11 people recommended this item

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I am not sure why you would want to swallow these 0.75" long Golden Pills since they cost a whopping $429 each, but I suppose if you're rich enough to purchase dessert with gold shavings, downing these with a glass of water isn't going to be too much of a problem. Talk about a really expensive way to increase your self-worth! So very L.A.!!

Updated Nov 14, 2007

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Reindeer Paté

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O.k., I'll give it a go. I'll have to buy some ritz crackers. (via Edible)

Updated Feb 9, 2009

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The Tinkerbell Hilton Diaries: My Life Tailing Paris Hilton

2 people recommended this item

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This just seems wrong... Even if someone gave me this as a gag gift I'd be mad. Spoiled-ass Paris Hilton's stupid little ankle-nipper anthromorphized in a waste of paper and trees! Give me a break! That woman does not need anymore, publicity, attention or money.

Updated Oct 1, 2008

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COOGI is finally played

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Damn! This is one horribly, ugly "Cosby" sweater. I cannot believe these were/are expensive! No one...should wear this! Unless it's for a costume.

Updated Sep 30, 2008

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APRIL 77 Joey Thunder in Neon Fight

2 people recommended this item

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Men just shouldn't wear pants like this unless they are rockstars and can get away with wearing anything, or just social misfists that want to attract derision and can't think of any other way to be original.

Updated Sep 30, 2008

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Dunhill International

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I figure, if I'm going to do something that's essentially harmful to me in every way imaginable, then I'm going to do it in style. This is the only brand I smoke. Unlike its American counterparts smoking these doesn't give me sinus infection and upper respiratory infections. Go figure. Smoking may eventually kill me, but at least I plan the enjoy that proverbial road to Hell. Yes, I realize I should quit. (via http://www.200cheapcigarettes.com)

Updated Sep 28, 2008

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Vantex Skin Bleaching Cream by Fashion Fair Cosmetics

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2 people recommended this item

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Fashion Fair Cosmetics is supposed to be the world's number one line of makeup and skincare for women of color. However, I have never really heard it mentioned or recommended outside of a couple of magazine ads in Ebony or Jet. Now I'm wondering if there is a reason for that. This was my first time trying any of their products. I went there at the height of my bad breakout this summer. The woman at the counter recommended a few of their products, but when I read the ingredients I knew right away that they would either block my pores or cause my hyper-sensitive skin to flip out. I then asked about a fade cream for the discolored acne marks that had healed. She suggested Vantex and said that I would notice changes within six weeks. I was sold. Little did I know that I had just been SOLD OUT. I began to use the cream that very night. Even though the instructions stated to use the cream twice daily, the woman at the counter warned me to only use it at bedtime. It's a good thing I listened! I began to break out the next day! I broke out in the areas that had already healed. This only added insult to injury. My face looked like a war zone. I realize that some people will react to certain skin products, but I had been given no indication that I would have an issue. I recommend staying away from this product unless your skin is irritation proof!

Updated Sep 25, 2008