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How to be ugly during the holidays - a list by jax
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I've decided there's no better time like NOW to grab an ugly holiday sweater are throw it into the fire place.... this is the ugly holiday sweater showcase.
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Berek Santa Goodies Novelty Pullover Sweaters
2 people recommended this item
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I'm not sure if it's the falling Santa or the fact that you've got a falling Santa on your chest.... but this sweater should be burned.... Send it to ugly sweater heaven and cut your losses now.
Updated Nov 22, 2007
Storybook Knits
First to recommend
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This is the mother load of ugliocity! Not only does it come in Prancing Reindeer but Whimsical Snowmen, Let it Snow, and 'Oh Christmas Tree' .... oh thank you baby Jesus for dying for our sins so we can in the future buy ugly ass sweaters that are crafted out of the skin crawling mix of Ramie/Cotton .... Sequined reindeer, snowmen, snowflakes, and trees! Oh my Christmas this can't get any better.... but it can.... the collection also extends to Shitszus and kittens..... I died and have gone to craft (crap) heaven!
Updated Nov 22, 2007
Wreath Holiday Sweater
First to recommend
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This store had a plethora of crappy sweaters to choose from but I felt this one screamed, 'I hate myself' the most... it's a "gilded wreath of vintage velvet" that makes this the top winner of ugly for the Appleseeds site.... and my pick for 'if you hate someone buy this' gift award. And since you can use a wreath at a funeral as well, you are also saying, I hope you die soon.... it's a two for one....
Updated Nov 22, 2007
Skating Santa turtleneck
First to recommend
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You know it's really bad when the model looks like she's in pain.... not only does this fabulous sweater have a skating Santa on it.... it's " beaded snowflakes" wow.... beaded snowflakes and an obliviously drunken Santa....because we all know Santa can't waste his time skating he's got houses to break into... this is just special.... especially at an uncomfortable $98.00- yowza, who said ugly was free?
Updated Nov 22, 2007
Santa Holiday Sweater
First to recommend
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I was being mean- how could I forget about the kids!!! Oh those poor little angles have nothing hideous to wear and those poor grandparents have nothing atrocious to send! No worries, JC Penny has got them all covered with a lime green HUGE Santa and candy cane piping.... because the shit wasn't busted as is....
Updated Nov 22, 2007
Down the Chimney Holiday Cardigan
First to recommend
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Finally proof that Santa breaks into your home and proof that you have no sense of style whatsoever... Maybe the two are connected... Maybe as a child Santa broke into your home, and you caught him! However, in fear of being found out he beat you.... until you had no style left whatsoever. I'm sorry for your pain but it's not as worse as the pain you've caused us by buying or wearing this. We hate you.
Updated Nov 22, 2007
Tree Twinkle Star Holiday Dog Sweater
First to recommend
2 people recommended this item
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Here's a quick way to have your dog hate your guts... make him or her suffer along side with their own holiday sweater. Sure you crazy pet lovers may think it's as cute as dressing up the poor pooch as Santa or a reindeer but one day that dog will attack and it won't be merciful.
Updated Nov 22, 2007
Snowflake Turtleneck Sweater
First to recommend
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I wish I was sitting in the designer room when the person who came up with this mess was screaming... MORE SNOWFLAKES! We need more snowflakes.... I wish I was there to kill them and hopefully we'd never have to see this.... Alas, I was not there and now Land's End has made the list.... I'm not shocked Land's End is on here... I'm just shocked they've only got 3 ugly sweaters this year.... Next year I'm crossing my fingers for more.
Updated Nov 22, 2007
Snowman Sweater Vest
First to recommend
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There was so much 'stuff' from Sears to choose from I had to take a nap.... however this snowman vest stood out.... why? Because it's a snowman vest and that shit, my friends, isn't something you come across on a daily basis... you can thank Sears for that.
Updated Nov 22, 2007
Snowflake V-Neck Sweater
First to recommend
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I was worried that I was leaving the men out... but have no fear- Hickey Freeman saves the day with a snowflake v-neck sweater.... because a multitude of snowflakes on any man is sexy. And when I say sexy I mean... after many many many glasses of eggnog. Yeah tiger, you rock those snowflakes.
Updated Nov 22, 2007
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Jacqueline Wahba (better known as Jax) hails from Brooklyn, NY since the year of her birth. If she's not at her desk...
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