I Don't: Retail Therapy for Divorcees - a list by tatorandtots

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So I've been away from ThisNext for a month or two. Busy, busy, busy. And I have discovered something important: while ending a 13 year marriage is not fun, shopping to get over it most certainly is. So with that in mind, I'm going to share some of my favorite finds with all of you in the hope that you, too, find comfort with your credit cards...

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Umm... divorced. And shopaholic.

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X-Rated Shots: More than 50 Shots We Dare You to Say Out Loud

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This is one of those "Under $5" items I like to keep stashed in a box in the hall closet for all the times (and there are a LOT of times) when I need to grab a last-minute hostess/birthday/random event gift and have no time to do it. Or forgot. Which is more likely.

Pair it with a bottle of "fun booze" that you grab at the nearest store and voila! You look thoughtful.

Great addition to a bachelorette/bachelor party or a breakup/divorce gift basket.

Also fun for your own parties. Leave it on the counter with a variety of mixes and fixins' that are found in recipes inside and laugh when you see who decides to make what.

Updated May 20, 2008

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Ex-Boyfriend

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"You don't want it. He can't have it back."

This is my new favorite thing ever. Oh. My. God. It's like Ebay but for "ex"bling. You can buy or sell jewelry given by exes- and read the story that accompanies each piece's past or post yours. I. Love. This. Site.

Updated May 21, 2008

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BOYS ARE SMELLY

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Well they are.


From the site:
This unisex scent is inspired by the most iconic of The Stupid Factory's phrases, Boys are Smelly,and the most iconic character, Todd himself. Boys are Smelly is a soft, warm scent of worn leather, like that perfect vintage jacket or a well used saddle - full of rich memories as well as rich fragrance.

Updated May 30, 2008

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The Teeny Weeny™ 1GB Flash Drive

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Ha. HAHAHAHA.

It's like a little rubber middle finger. Proportioned on the 'small' side, of course. Not that size matters.... in a USB drive.

Updated Jun 11, 2008

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Electronic Rock Paper Scissors

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Is dispute resolution a bit of a challenge? Know someone with "communication issues?"

This comes as a set of two. Maybe it'll help.

I also consider it one of my reliable party props. Leave em out on the table. See what happens.

Updated Jul 2, 2008

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The Horse's Rear Trophy

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A 5" trophy with free personalization for that special ass in your life.

Updated Jun 10, 2008

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Man Whore tshirt

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If you smile nicely when you hand it to him, it's not really mean. It's just a joke, right? Get it? Ummm... yeah.

Updated Jun 10, 2008

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Skydiving Gift Certificates

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I'm not saying you don't want him to land safely. I'm just saying you want to be amused by the look on his face as HE wonders if you want him to land safely.

Skydiving Gift Certificates good across North America

Updated Jun 10, 2008

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