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Unusual, weird and wild naughty and nice things that make you cock your head to the side and say "hmmmm....." or even perhaps "mmmmm...."

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I'm riding a post-divorce learning curve.

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I Want YOU! Condom Cover

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Great for carrying extra protection onto an airplane. You never know when it may come in handy.

Note: if you flip it out unfolded with a deft wrist gesture and then quickly put it back, you might be able to pass it off as an air marshal's badge and get out of a sticky situation.

FYI If you don't check out all the image options......well, you're just plain crazy.

Updated Aug 13, 2008

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honey - i wanna get crazy tonight. and i'm not gonna lie- things may get a bit weird | wrongcards ecards

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wrongcards | ecards that are wrong for every occasion!
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I send these with wild abandon, scattering them like a cyber lawn sprinkler. Check out all their themes- and be sure to click on the "Shopping" link. Funny, funny.

From the site:
Wrongcards.com is possibly the most curious ecard site on the web. Offering a wrong card for every occasion, you may find here greeting cards with a unique freshness and originality. Each card is lovingly inked on fresh parchment by an emotionally mature artist, committed only to the causes of good taste and judgment.

Updated Jun 12, 2008

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Pleasure Can - Adult Toy Storage Container

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I just wrote about another similar item from this site a few minutes ago and, frankly, exhausted myself in the process. So if you need to know more, track that fine work of literature down or have a look at the eden fantasys site.

Updated Jul 2, 2008

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Tang Condom Cover

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I doubt you need me to explain the play on words here so let's just be classy about this and leave it by saying really, it should be on your nightstand table.

Eleven Eleven's full line of condom covers can be found at:
http://eleveneleven.net/condoms.htm#

Updated Aug 8, 2008

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Handcuff Fishnet Thigh Highs

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Keep a pair in your glovebox for speeding ticket negotiations....

Updated Aug 9, 2008

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Cougar: A Guide for Older Women Dating Younger Men

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Nothing says "passive aggressive" quite like sending this "by accident" to your ex-husband's house instead of your own. Silly Amazon. Silly, silly Amazon.

Updated Jun 11, 2008

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Sex Contract - Sign This Form Before You Have Sex

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Oh, I think I'll let the site explain this one....

"You wouldn't get married without a prenuptial agreement or jump out of a plane without a parachute. So why have sex without a contract? This site makes it quick and easy to generate a sex consent form, detailing what you and your partner are willing, and not willing, to do.

Answer some simple questions and we will generate a custom sex contract tailored just for you and your partner. Best of all, this service is free.

Our secure server uses 128-bit SSL technology to ensure that your information is kept completely private. In addition, we do not maintain copies of any submissions. "

Updated Jul 3, 2008

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The Teeny Weeny™ 1GB Flash Drive

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Ha. HAHAHAHA.

It's like a little rubber middle finger. Proportioned on the 'small' side, of course. Not that size matters.... in a USB drive.

Updated Jun 11, 2008

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World's Sexiest Hotels

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A stay at one of these luscious properties at either end of your trip might be all the motivation you need to summon up the courage to join the Mile High Club at some point on your adventure.

Or perhaps you'd like to get some inspiration for sexy home decor...Why not hit the road for an adventure? Check out the gorgeous interior playgrounds and visual feasts splayed out at the sexiest hotels in the world.... then go back home and recreate them in your own personal love nest.

And if you have to travel to the in-laws for the holidays, why not add spice by opting for a sexy room in the city instead of Aunt Mary's basement sofa bed.

Updated Aug 13, 2008

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