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Unusual, weird and wild naughty and nice things that make you cock your head to the side and say "hmmmm....." or even perhaps "mmmmm...."

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I'm riding a post-divorce learning curve.

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Sex in Design: Lou Savoir

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I once read a quote along the lines of "a good perfume does not announce itself, but rather waits to be discovered...."

So true. In keeping with that, I like to design spaces with treasure hunts tucked over, under and inbetween more traditional objects- allowing for the unexpected discovery of naughty amongst the nice.

One way to accomplish that? Books. There are countless titles that are not just a peep show but rather stimulate you or your guests intellectually as well, thus promoting them from the shadows of your bedside table drawer to center stage on the coffee table.

This is a great one for that.

Updated Jul 1, 2008

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Boy Butter

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If you came to this particular rec from the Entertainment tag link, you may be expecting to find something that sings or dances here. Or assume I'm touting masturbation as the best way to have a little fun this Friday night. Nope. I'm tagging this "entertainment" not for the obvious reasons but rather because I'm going to tell you a little secret.

I entertain myself by purposefully leaving weird and (I believe) wonderful items in my downstairs guest bathroom for the sole purpose of seeing who looks in the cabinet. Believe me, I can tell the moment people walk back into the room. It's hard to hide a smirk after an unexpected man spackle discovery. This entertains me.

Yes. I know. I have issues. They are covered in my posts all over thisNext.

So I recommend Boy Butter for that purpose. It has..ahem... alternate uses as well. I think I'll let the site describe one of those.....
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Working "tirelessly around the clock," Boy Butter™ has developed an outstanding personal lubricant that is sure to make "all your troubles melt away." This silky and completely odorless cream is made from "farm fresh, 100% Grade A Boy Butter™," or more specifically, coconut oil blended with organic silicone.

The oil herein is mainly used in massage products, while the organic silicone is usually found in hair conditioners. When these two ingredients are combined and left to homogenize (just like real butter), this wonderful product is the result. "Rigorously tested, re-tested, and tested again," Boy Butter™ will outlast most other silicone-based lubricants and wash off with water alone.

This water soluble mixture means no more stains on fabrics or surfaces and no soap required for clean up. Totally safe on rubber, glass, and silicone-based toys, the cream is great for masturbation, anal, and some limited vaginal sex, while also being an excellent addition to any SM play. Although it is not latex compatible, polyurethane condoms are recommended. With a three-year shelf life that requires no refrigeration, Boy Butter™ is "perfect for maximizing the pleasure of some of your favorite pastimes and hobbies."

Updated Aug 7, 2008

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The Aphrodite Project: Alarmed, GPS Platform Shoes with Emergency Button

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"The Aphrodite platform shoes will have an alarm system, which emits a piercing noise to scare off attackers. The shoes are also outfitted with a GPS receiver and an emergency button that relays both the prostitute's location and a silent alarm signal to public emergency services. Where there are problematic relations with law enforcement, the shoes will relay the signal to sex workers' rights groups."
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Platforms, the latest series of work in the ongoing Aphrodite Project, is a social sculpture: an interactive, wearable device that is a conceptual homage to the cult of the Greek goddess of love, Aphrodite, a practical object for contemporary sex workers, and a vehicle for public dialogue. An integrated system of shoes and online services, Platforms draws on innovations made by venerated courtesans from antiquity to improve conditions of 21st century women. Despite advances in culture and technology, sex workers are now perceived to be outlaws by trade and are vulnerable to surveillance and violence. Platforms empowers people by providing tools they need to stay safe.
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About the Aphrodite Project:
http://theaphroditeproject.tv/
The Aphrodite Project is a series of new media artworks inspired by the cult of Aphrodite. Started by Norene Leddy in 2000, The Aphrodite Project consists of three multi-media artworks: Sanctuary, Platforms, and Kestos Imas, a work in progress.
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From fleshbot:
http://fleshbot.com/sex/art/the-aphrodite-project-170344.php
No wispy Venuses on the half shell here; instead, The Aphrodite Project takes as its point of departure the relationship between contemporary sex worker culture and the ancient cult of the prostitute-as-goddess: "This sacred prostitution was intrinsically tied to religion, ritual and public policy and was seen as a social service and legitimate commerce."

What that somehow translates to is a "series of new media artworks", the first of which is a pair of electronically enhanced platform shoes designed to both protect and empower the women who wear them:

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Endorsed by The Feminist Art Project at Rutgers
http://feministartproject.rutgers.edu/

Updated Jul 17, 2008

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Benny Benassi - Satisfaction (HD)

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Benny knows how to pound. This sexy little video is a great mid-day energy boost.

Updated Jul 19, 2008

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Pittsburgh Steelers Women's Thong

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That special time of year if fast approaching when men switch to their fall exercise regime. Namely, adjusting themselves on the couch (1calorie per, FYI. I googled it) and upping their intake of carbs and light beer.

If your guy tends to associate fantasy with football or answers "Thanks baby but the one I've got is still cold" when you purr, "I think I've got something you want" it's time to pull out the hidden arsenal (please don't miss that pun) of football skivvies.

Updated Aug 7, 2008

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HOOKER MEDALLIONS

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Corey Helford is a lady I'd like to knock a few martinis back with.

Not only is she a talented artist and jewelry designer but she has the cojones to unabashedly use hookers as her prime subject matter in a way that balances the obvious sensationalism with a certain elegance. If there is such a thing as slutty dignity- and I tend to think there most certainly is, at least in the proper lighting lol- then she's nailed it.

Why do I think that's great? Because when the hell is the last time you saw hooker art on a pendant? I mean, have you EVER? I haven't. And I am so thirsty for design (pardon the pun in advance) that ventures "outside the box" that I want to celebrate it at every opportunity.

The thought "I wish I had a hooker medallion" has never crossed my mind. Until today. Now I want one. Really want one. Do I think they're demeaning to women? No. The contrary. Just my opinion, but I believe that by utilizing the subject with her "Yeah, so they're hookers. So what?" attitude she humanizes a group of women that many of us have stripped of identities and reduced to a stereotype. Her subjects exude power in my eyes. Now, I wouldn't feel this way if they were 16-year-olds out on the street. But these women very much look like they want to be where they are. They used their freedom of choice. So they're hookers? So what.

Love these. Never would have thought I would but I do. As for the above rant, perhaps I'm overthinking it just to justify the purchase. Eh, so what. Bottom line? These are cool.

Updated Jul 16, 2008

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Teak Opium Bed

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I have a commercial building I've been renovating and have used it as event space here and there over time. On one of the floors, I tossed in a Moroccan lounge, mainly because the yards and yards of sari fabric I had hanging around covered the unfinished walls so easily. Thank god for staple guns. Whoo hoo staple guns.

Also in that room? A couple of opium beds, a Chinese marriage bed and even- ready for it?- a rickshaw. I have a great guy, Eli, who owns ArtAsia in Milwaukee (see separate rec) and he brings several shipments a year back from his travels to his shop.

With that said, the price of the beds at this online store is just about the best I've seen. Checking Ebay just now, I found a similar style for $300 more.

These bed make fabulously flexible and customizable options for seating in your den, at an event, in the yard....in fact, they're one of my favorite things.

Updated Jul 3, 2008

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Ivory Erotic Chess Set

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Wow. Turn around for a few decades and look what you miss! Chess has gotten pretty hardcore since my school days.

Russian Mammoth offers this most *interesting* take on a classic game. In their version, the nerds are having their revenge and they're riding in on giant ivory penises to claim it.

I have to stop now. Nothing but bad puns will come out of me from this point on. Go see this one for yourself. I'm laughing too hard.

Updated Aug 7, 2008

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Jenga Truth or Dare Game

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A fun take on an old favorite that would be a great drinking game, bachelorette party game, etc. I like that you can add your own on the blank blocks....

* Pick a red block and you'll have a dare to perform
* Pick a green and you'll have to tell the truth
* Add your own truths or dares to the plain blocks

Updated Jul 17, 2008

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