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Star Trek Interactive Tribbles

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Adorable furry beasties from the final frontier

In the 23rd century, an enterprising trader named Cyrano Jones procured an interesting and adorable little creature. These tiny furry beasties had a calming effect on the nervous systems of humanoids - well most humanoids, anyway. They were called tribbles.

These tribbles, when they're not busy being cute and purring, were prodigious breeders. As one country-doctor once quipped, "Well, the nearest thing that I can figure is that they're born pregnant - which appears to be quite a time-saver!" In fact, their ability to multiply is so incredible, they can fill an entire cargo hold in three days - that's one million, seven-hundred seventy-one thousand, five hundred sixty one tribbles... assuming one tribble with an average litter of ten producing a new generation every twelve hours. That's some impressive breeding, right there. It would make any man want to high-five any tribble, except tribbles don't have arms.

These tribbles, however, are genetically altered to be sterile. In fact, ThinkGeek will guarantee that, should our tribbles somehow begin to multiply, we will dispatch someone to remove the infestation from your starship or space-station - even if it takes seventeen-point-nine years.


Features
* Cute furry robotic creatures that shake and quail when disturbed
* Two sizes, large (about 12" in diameter) and small (6" in diameter), and come in random shades of black, brown and grey
* Is partial to quadrotriticale, but really likes AA and AAA batteries, conveniently included in its velcro-edged stomach
* On-off switch conveniently hidden inside the tribble!
* Guaranteed to have a calming effect on most humanoids *

* Sorry, but tribbles seem to have an adverse effect to Klingons

Updated May 30, 2009

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Star Wars Yoda Super Deformed Plush

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The force will be with you... and it will be soft... with these Star Wars super deformed plushes! Choose from Darth Vader or Yoda!

Smile, you will

Updated May 30, 2009

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Data <3 T-shirt - Piled Higher and Deeper

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Not only is the comic strip hillarious if you were or are nerdy enough to attend grad school, but this shirt made me absolutely giddy. It is all I want for graduation. And maybe the mug that says "doctor*"

Updated Jun 11, 2009

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Darth Vader Toaster

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Listen, the only thing more awesome than Darth Vader toast is a sandwich with Darth Vader toast on one side and Hello Kitty toast on the other - Good vs. Evil in one delicious, portable meal. GET IN MY BELLY AND BATTLE IT OUT!

Updated Jun 17, 2009

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GelaSkins

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These IPOD covers will defintley reflect your personal style, they're a great price and if you buy 3 you get the 4th one free. That means you can buy gifts and get something cool for yourself too

Product Review: I've been using my gelaskins for several months now and I have to admit I am a bit attached to them. People always ask me about my mp3 player without even realizing it's an IPOD. It does a great job protecting your faceplate, my only complaint (albeit a big one) .... the gelaskin provides no protection for the actual screen of the IPOD. Which is the part I would actually like to protect the most. Still, if you're looking for a way to distinguish ourself you can't beat the gelaskin on price or originality.

Updated Apr 12, 2008

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