Ho, Ho, Horrible: The Worst in Holiday Fashion - a list by LaurenMessiah

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If you want Santa to bring you presents you better re-think your wardrobe. Avoid these holiday don't and I think you will be okay.

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I am the Bad Fashion Santa

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Berek Santa Goodies Novelty Pullover Sweaters

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There are so many sweaters out there, why choose a Christmas sweater? I don't care who you are, they just aren't right. I know it can be hard to express how much you LOVE Christmas but let me tell you something, a sweater isn't the answer. Try eating a candy cane.

Updated Nov 14, 2007

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Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer Pin SILVER

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So you think you are adding a touch of holiday cheer to your outfit, when actually you are just destroying a perfectly good outfit. Holiday pins and a holiday don't. Whenever I see a holiday pin I get the urge to take it off the persons chest to poke my own eyes out with it. Dramatic? A little, but I really hate holiday pins.

Updated Nov 14, 2007

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Adult Plush Santa Claus Hat

First to recommend

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Nothing makes me want to hurl a snowball more than an adult wearing a Santa hat. It's not a good look. Unless you are working as a mall Santa or entertaining children there is no good reason to rock a Santa hat.

Updated Nov 14, 2007

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Santa Heads Pattern by Wild Ties red silk tie

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No, no, no, no. When you wear a tie you wear a sense of professionalism and maturity. You really mess that up when you have a bunch of Santa heads on your tie ... don't you think?

Updated Nov 14, 2007

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Christmas Transparent Ornament Earring

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Here is the thing about Christmas ornaments ... they are for TREES. Not ears, TREES.

Updated Nov 14, 2007

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Steve Madden Women's Pleatt Quilted Boot

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Believe it or not there are some stylish snow boots out there, unfortunately these aren't them. When purchasing snow boots think "snow bunny" instead of "Napoleon Dynamite"

Updated Nov 14, 2007

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Jingle Bell Necklace

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These jingle bell necklaces bring horrible memories. I remember wearing these bells around the halls during elementary school, not one of my proudest fashion moments.

Updated Nov 14, 2007

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Converse Chuck Taylor with Christmas Wreath

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Now I have seen it all. These are dreadful, just dreadful.

Updated Nov 14, 2007

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