I will not eat them, Sam I Am! - a list by SamHope

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I will not eat it in a house, I will not eat it with a mouse, I could not eat it in a train, I would not eat it in the rain, I would not, could not, can't you see, Oh Sam I Am, please let me be,

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Weaver Ants Eggs (Preserved)

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These are a rare delicacy because they only produce eggs once a year. Try them with shallots and don't forget to cook them... 'cause I know you'll be tempted to try one right out of the jar! You're Sneaky!

Updated Dec 18, 2008

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Queen Weaver Ants (Rare)

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Hmm... salted ants. Why did you spray deet all over your house to kill them, when you're going to munch on them today? Weaver ants are a delicacy... especially the queen... and you're in luck 'cause these are on SALE!

Updated Dec 18, 2008

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NEW! Bag of Mixed Bugs (5 types)

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Try five types of bugs at once... it's like Mixed Nuts... but used to be more alive. You get bamboo worms, silk worms, big crickets, mole crickets and dung beetles. So everyone get their favorites!

Updated Dec 18, 2008

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Giant Centipede Whiskey 1/2 Litre

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Hmm... This may or may not be the exact same centipede I flushed down my shower drain 2 years ago. I can't be sure.

Updated Dec 18, 2008

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BBQ Flavoured Worm Crisps

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So I want a snack, but my bbq chip bag ran out... no worries I've got some extra bbq flavored worm crisps to save the day. Thank goodness!

Updated Dec 18, 2008

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Chocolate Covered Scorpions

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Well when you dip a scorpion in chocolate it almost doesn't look like a scary, creepy, crawly scorpion. I said, almost.

Updated Dec 18, 2008

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Giant Water Scorpions

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Don't worry these aren't acutally scorpions... they just look like them. They're insects that suck fluid out of their prey and bite people's toes, but they're not scorpions, so there's nothing to worry about.

Updated Dec 18, 2008

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Edible Insect Nymphs (Rare)

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Ohh... yummy what's even better than eating bugs? Eating rare bugs! These are only able to be collected one month of the year at the beginning of the rainy season. Aren't you lucky you can get a bag shipped right to you?

Updated Dec 18, 2008

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Hot 'n' Spicy Squid Sticks

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Oh yummy! They caught some cuttlefish and fried them up and spiced them and skewed them so I could have a snack. (Don't watch Finding Nemo before eating this... that cuttlefish is too cute)

Updated Dec 18, 2008

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Large Edible Grasshoppers

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Hmm.. these are jumbo sized grasshoppers! Actually if you think about it, shrimp are little more than sea grasshoppers... kinda?

Updated Dec 18, 2008

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