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Cheesy Gifts for Valentine's Day - a list by VaFashionista
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Once Valentine's Day hits, so does the blast of marketing of loser and cheesy gifts! You know, those bears, wrapped in plastic sitting at the counter at 7-11 with a box of 4 chocolates!? LOL! This is a list of cheesy gifts to NOT give on V-day.
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heart-shaped salt + pepper shakers
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3 people recommended this item
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Not just cheesy, this is the lamest thing ever! Can you imagine if you are opening your gift and inside the box is a pair of heart-shaped salt and pepper shakers?! LOL!!! How ridiculous!
Updated Jan 9, 2008
Hidden Message Collar Stays
6 people recommended this item
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LOL! This is so silly I have no words!
Red Envelope says: "Why settle for tucking love notes in his briefcase when you can deliver a message of love from much closer range? Both the PG-version and the more racy collar stays are made from stainless steel and feature 12 different messages of love and lust. "
Updated Jan 9, 2008
heart + arrow couples key chain
5 people recommended this item
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She'll remember you every time she unlocks her car, with this Heart and Arrow Couples Key Chain. (via redenvelope.com)
Updated Feb 4, 2008
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heart on sleeve hoodie
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3 people recommended this item
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O wow, this is bad! A hoodie with a heart on the sleeve!!! Negative captain! Guys, do not gift this to any female that you claim to care about because the feelings will not be reciprocated! Such an awful waste of $135 if you ask me
Updated Jan 9, 2008
romantic fortune cookies
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4 people recommended this item
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There is NOTHING romantic about some damn fortune cookies! Nothing! Coated in chocolate or not, they are still stale cookies with lame notes inside!
Updated Jan 9, 2008
murano glass heart
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Um...what, pre tell, exactly do you do with a glass heart??? Do you carry with you always to remember the one you love? Do you place this cheesy thing on your desk to show the world your lover is cheesy?! I don't get it. Hand blown and crafted for years and blah blah, it's a stupid glass heart!
Updated Jan 9, 2008
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Write Your Own Conversation Hearts Candy Jar
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MAN is this CHEESY! LOL! When I saw this I almost puked! If you LOVE your honey, boo, lover, whoever so much to write out your OWN conversation hearts, then do so with this candy jar that come filled with hershey's kisses...gross LOL
Updated Jan 15, 2008
Daily Reminders of My Love
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So...cute! Help your honey remind themselves each day why you love them with this ultra cheesy glass jar filled with sweet sayings(nothings) :-)
Updated Jan 15, 2008
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