Crappy Horror Movies: The Suckiness will Scare You - a list by LaurenMessiah

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I love being scared but its pretty hard for me to get scared by a movie. Because I am always trying to find a movie that scares me, I have come across a few duds along the way. Sparking a new favorite genre of mine ... Crappy Horror Movies. These movies and are so bad and so not scary, its hard not to enjoy them.

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Castle Freak

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This is easily the worst horror movie ever BUT the best crappy horror movie ever. I watched it when I was in high school and laughed my ass off. I am sure if I watched it now might reaction might be a bit a different. Whatever, I like to hang on to the memories.

Updated Mar 30, 2009

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Man's Best Friend

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Another craptacular horror movie. This dog can do just about anything to become evil. He can climb tress, turn invisible, have a bionic leg ... you know stuff like that.

Updated Mar 31, 2009

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The Gingerdead Man

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Gary Busey plays a killer gingerbread cookie. You can't make this crap up! This movie will have you on the floor laughing. Its so bad its good ... but bad, really. Sadly, I have seen it twice and would watch it again in a heart beat.

Updated Mar 31, 2009

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Jack Frost

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I almost forgot about this one!!! SOOOOOOOO funny. This serial killer named Jack is on his way to execution. However a freak accident with a 'truckload of genetic material in the middle of a snowstorm mutates Jack into a killer snowman.' Yes, that's right, a killer snowman. Its more ridiculous than you could ever imagine and it has some dirty jokes in it to that will surely make you roll your eyes and laugh.

Updated Mar 31, 2009

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Rest Stop

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This move is crappy with a capital "C" but in a hilariously crappy way. I mean, Joey Lawrence is in this movie. Doesn't that kind of say it all? Definitely rent this if you want a good laugh. I sure got a good laugh out of it.

Updated Mar 31, 2009

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Ice Cream Man

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Any movie that has "delivers torture, murder and mayhem with every scoop of rocky road" in the description must be craptacular. This movie certainly serves up a scoop (or two) of crap.

Updated Mar 31, 2009

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Jeepers Creepers

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Another bad one that made me laugh way too hard. It actually borders on not being a crappy horror movie. Not because its almost good, its because the directors and actors almost think its good. Its not good.

Updated Mar 31, 2009

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Drive Thru: Leighton Meester

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I watched this dreadful movie last night. I crave and embrace crappy horror movies, you see. I was delighted/ disappointed that my favorite Gossip Girl, Blair was in the movie. It didn't end there either, Dan from GG was in it too. Of course the trouble with having my favorite GG cast members in this crappy horror movie took the pleasure away from making fun of the movie, which is why I love renting these types of movies.

Updated Oct 29, 2008

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Pet Sematary

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I watched this movie when I was young, about 6th grade. It scared the crap out of me! I was afraid of a baby once when I was babysitting a year or two later.

When I watched it as an adult, I realized just how cheesy this movie is. It still has its scary elements but overall, cheese!

Updated Mar 30, 2009

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Hostel

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I watched this one for free On Demand. For some reason I thought it wouldn't suck but it sucked ... bad. These guys go on a trip in Europe or something and end up in some murderous hostel. The movie is gory in that foolishly unrealistic way.

Updated Mar 31, 2009

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