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Press on the right nostril, and out comes a friendly (and clean!) stream of shower gel. Personally, I'd like to use this for my kitchen sink hand soap. Who says you have to keep it in the shower? Now all you have to do is find green soap...

Updated Sep 4, 2008

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Mustard Marvin Spread Head

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Hi, I’m Mustard Marvin. I’ll transform your ordinary mustard bottle into an instant toy. Whether you love mustard or hate mustard, I make mustard more fun. From my mouth to your mouth all you have to do is twist it, squeeze it, yum! Just think of me as your own up chuck chucking machine for hot dogs, french fries, burgers, annoying little brothers or sisters.

Updated Jul 22, 2009

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KETCHUP CHARLIE SPREAD HEAD

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Hi, I'm Ketchup Charlie. I'll transform your ordinary ketchup bottle into an instant toy. Replace the ketchup cap with my head and watch my nose run all over your fries, hot dogs, hamburgers and anything else that ketchup tastes good on. Simply twist, squeeze and yum!

Check out my best friend Mustard Marvin!

Updated Jul 22, 2009

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Peter Petrie Egg Separator

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Separates the whites from the yolks and the squeamish chefs from the guffawing gourmets. Simply crack your egg into this handmade separator, and your whites will drip dramatically from the face's nostrils.

Updated Jul 22, 2009

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Zombie Brain Gelatin Mold

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Soon the Zombies will be upon us. In movies, one always has two choices: beat the Zombies or be eaten by the Zombies. But now there's a new choice, a new way to survive: you must pretend to be a Zombie! All you'll need is a bunch of gelatin and this brain shaped mold, and you can make your own tasty treats. See where this is going?

Updated Jul 27, 2009

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Zombie Brain Flavor Mint in Tin

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Next time you find yourself cornered by a mob of zombies intent on eating your brain, break out this tin of brain flavored Zombie Mints and offer it to the undead hordes. If you're lucky, they'll form an orderly, single file line and each take a mint before trudging away satisfied. If you're unlucky, they'll slap the tin away and feast on your cerebellum.

Updated Aug 2, 2009

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Gross Human Severed Hand Jello Gelatin Mold

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One of the favorites from the lab! Give guests a hand with this jiggly, jello hand mold. Gory, gross, fun and tasty! Plastic, shaped mold can be used for jello, ice, or even ice cream. The perfect treat for the inlaws or your Halloween guests.

Updated Aug 2, 2009