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Tomfoolery. Hijinks. Pranks. Jokes. Gags. Set ups. Winks. Escapades. Mass confusion. Chaos. Holy havoc. Propagation of paranoia. Nefarious, cheeky fun. This is Mead meets MacGuyver. This is amateur sociology. These are the ingredients for my mayhem. (Dedicated to Hillary. I miss you already!)
Toast a Message
First to recommend
2 people recommended this item
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Step One: Write on toaster with special pen.
Step Two: Put bread in toaster.
Step Three: Toast bread.
Step Four: Bread comes out with written message toasted into it.
Step Five: Profit.
Updated Oct 24, 2008
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Food bags
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"Hey put this in your purse for me...? On second thought...."
Meat bag train wreck? Yes, please.
Updated Jul 30, 2008
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The Vortex
First to recommend
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This is the best fountain EVER.
Big acrylic cylinder + pump = teh coolest.
And I need it....
But if I told you why, you might lynch me.
Updated Jul 30, 2008
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Asahi’s Beer Pouring Robots
First to recommend
2 people recommended this item
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Asahi's got the male mind tapped with this creation. Part refrigerator, part beer wench, this little droid will even pour you a perfect cold one. (via WordsNCollision)
Updated Jul 30, 2008
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Beer Robot - Incredimazing
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This would be even more awesome if you taught it to have good taste in beer. Or maybe how to pick up the dirty underwear off the floor.
Eww........
Updated Jul 29, 2008
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Shawnimal: Geeky Ninja
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Geeky Ninja goes to NinjaCon and reads Wee Ninja comix. I heart geeky ninja. And I have TWO now! One for me, and one for ThisNext! Because Cody RULES! (via Cody DeMatteis)
Updated Jul 29, 2008
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Canoe Conversation T-shirt
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"Those razorblades I put in your sandwich were dipped in SARS. Just so you know."
This is brilliant. My friends and I used to do this with the crappy Word clip art years ago. I heart this so freaking much.
Updated Jul 28, 2008
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Kalashnikov Vodka in an AK-47
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Because if that's not Russian roulette... then I don't know what is. ;)
Updated Jul 28, 2008
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Baby Bottom Fan
First to recommend
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This is for fanning a baby's bottom. Hence the name "baby bottom fan."
"Sooths your baby from agony."
I think I'M in agony.
WTF.
Updated Jul 28, 2008
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Thighs Fixator
First to recommend
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These garter belts keep your thighs in place, so when the paparazzi are chasing you and you open the car door, the world doesn't have to see your lack of panties on TV for the next twenty years.
Or... you know... you could just wear underwear. And then there won't be anymore Oops-I-Flashed-the-Universe-Again.
Novel idea, that. (via Mike Welch)
Updated Jul 28, 2008
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