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Tomfoolery. Hijinks. Pranks. Jokes. Gags. Set ups. Winks. Escapades. Mass confusion. Chaos. Holy havoc. Propagation of paranoia. Nefarious, cheeky fun. This is Mead meets MacGuyver. This is amateur sociology. These are the ingredients for my mayhem. (Dedicated to Hillary. I miss you already!)

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Liquid Table

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This table is made to look like dripping paint hovering in mid-air. Someone suggested that it should come in yellow so it would look like pee, but I'm thinking I'd rather see green a la Bartholomew and the Oobleck.... (via MajorFaversham)

Updated Jul 28, 2008

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Tequila In A Gun Bottle (HIJOS DE VILLA REPO PISTOL)

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This is way fun!! Going to a clients for cinco de mayo - must take as a host gift!!

Updated May 1, 2008

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Soft Toy Toaster Cell Phone Holder with Toast Wipe

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Just what I've always wanted! A squishy toaster with a bear's face to keep my cell phone safe from harm! How did they know?!

No... really... were they spying on me?

I'm going to have to debug my room. I wonder if they have any squishy toasters with bears' faces with debugging instruments inside. I'll have to ask Aries to make one for me....

Updated Jul 25, 2008

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TX54

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These are disposable timepieces that you wear on your thumbnail. They are clear until activated and then they glow to provide the date and time.

Updated Oct 31, 2008

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Uzi Mobile

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In my quest to find the perfect mashup of gizmos... in which I would need only one gizmo to do anything and everything I would ever possibly want to do... this is not quite what I had in mind. ;)

But... not gonna lie... it's tempting.... ;)

Updated Jul 25, 2008

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Kiss Cell Phone

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This phone stores up a kiss and delivers it to the phone user on the other line, mimicking the "pressure, temperature, and 'sucking force'" of the kiss.

It even stores them up in a data bank if you happened to have missed one. And it allows you to upload them to the internet.

Um. WTF.

Updated Jul 25, 2008

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Hack your own games console

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This is a retro hack for a game console. Otherwise known as "possible weekend project for DLP and SamHope." You know... after we finish the custom headphones and the theramin. ;)

Updated Jul 25, 2008

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Fight Club: Chuck Palahniuk

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We have front row seats for this theater of mass destruction. The demolition committee of Project Mayhem wrapped the foundation columns of a dozen buildings with blasting gelatin. In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges and a few square blocks will be reduced to smoldering rubble. I know this... because Tyler knows this.

Let's evolve... and let the chips fall where they may.

Updated Jul 25, 2008

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Principia Discordia, Or, How I Found Goddess and What I Did to Her When I Found Her: The Magnum Opiate of Malaclypse

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If you don't have a copy of this on your desk, you cannot be a true purveyor of mass mayhem.

Updated Jul 25, 2008

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Cyber Clean

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This is slime that you mush around on your stuff and it cleans it by sucking up all of the skank particles and killing all of the grody germs. And to let you know when it's at its most super saturated with mad nasty, it CHANGES COLOR! It's like silly putty for OCD people. I love this! (via FATCATdagg)

Updated Jul 25, 2008

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