SHARKS!! - a list by kryz

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Carcharodon carcharias. The Great White shark. The beach right near my home is in the top 10 "shark attack beaches" in North America, and has been called the "granddaddy of all shark beaches." It's part of the Northern California "Red Triangle," in which has the highest concentration of shark attacks in the world. There have been 43 Great White shark attacks since 1952 (thank you, sharkattackfile.com.) So without further ado, here's my homage to the awesomest creature to ever exist. Be afraid.

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Man Eating Shark

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I'm going to be obnoxious and say that this costume promotes the incorrect perception about great whites that they like to eat humans (they don't eat you, they just bite sometimes out of curiosity, ok?!?!) but it's freaking amazing so I don't even care. I'll just be obnoxious and say it anyways.

Updated Oct 31, 2009

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Air Jaws/Air Jaws II

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This Discovery channel video is the coolest thing in the world, I promise. It's all about capturing amazing footage of great whites flying out of the water ("breaching") to catch seals in mid-air. There's even a scene where 27 great whites start eating a dead whale in the middle of the ocean, and the photographer stands ON the whale carcass to photograph the sharks. Plus, best name ever.

Updated Sep 14, 2009

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Inflatable Shark Swimming Pool Float Toy

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Let me just say, I own this, and sitting on top of it is not as easy as that little girl makes it look. If anyone can figure out how to best get on this shark without capsizing I will be very grateful. But real sharks aren't easy to sit on either, so I mean whatever.

Updated Jun 19, 2009

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Adult Costume Shark Fin Shirt

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Wearing this shirt might cause people to ask you if you're part shark, but you can just pretend not to know what they're talking about and bite them.

Updated Jun 19, 2009

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Great White Shark T-Shirt

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This shirt is so realistic you might scare people. So be careful.

Updated Jun 19, 2009

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Sharks Tattoos (Temporary Tattoos)

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What's more hardcore than a shark tattoo? That's right, nothing.

Updated Jun 19, 2009

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Live Water Surf Shop - No Sharks Gear

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This surf shop is in the famous town of Stinson Beach, that shark-infested surf spot near my home. Their no sharks logo is recognizable all over the bay area on bumper stickers, hoodies, and t-shirts. Although I like sharks, I'm not a huge fan of them attacking people and think I'd rather rep my NorCal beach.

Updated Jun 19, 2009

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Great White Shark Cage Diving :: Dive the Farallon Islands

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Luckily, my birthday falls smack in the middle of great white season, so I'm asking for a 1 day cage dive in the Great White-infested Farallon Islands this year. You think I'm joking? I missed it last year and was really upset. Plus, it comes with continental breakfast on the boat.

Updated Jun 19, 2009

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Planet Earth - The Complete BBC Series (narrated by David Attenborough)

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The slow motion shot of the shark devouring the seal? Proof that sharks can fly. I am humbled every time. Anyone who feels sad for the seal is a wimp.

Updated Jun 19, 2009

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Horizontal Shark Stripe T-Shirt - Maui & Sons

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I've always wanted one of these Maui & Sons shark shirts because they make the wearer feel truly Los Angeles...an. Los Angelo? Los Angelan? Los Angelesish.

Updated Jun 19, 2009

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