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Allyn Scura: Vintage Eyewear and Original Designs
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Allyn Scura, in addition to a massive selection of vintage eyewear, has their own private collection of repros and new designs based on old favorites.
These are based on a composite of some of the more popular eyewear styles from Italian designers in the 1960s.
Steve is currently rocking their "Barton",
which gives him that "hipster accountant" look that is so crucial to his feeble attempts to talk to pretty girls in bars.
Updated Mar 26, 2008
Stainless Steel Emergency Cufflinks
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2 people recommended this item
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What a brilliant product!! A set of 6 pairs of one-time use cufflinks. Easy to transport (since they start off flat, you can keep a pair in your wallet!) and easy to use, this is a brilliant and innovative solution to a problem that never really had one.
Let's face it...how many people use cufflinks? And if you are wearing cufflinks, what are the chances you would have an extra pair with you if you lost one?
Well done!! (via Evan Kessler)
Updated Feb 27, 2008
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Mustaches Kill T-Shirt
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From Saddam Hussein to Wyatt Earp, it's been proven time and time again.
People with mustaches kill people.
Finally, a shirt that is not afraid to speak the truth!! Just remember, the truth might get you shot in some parts of Texas. So, you know....remember to duck.
Updated Feb 24, 2008
Respect The Badge Tee - Campfire Goods
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Everyone knows that mustache equals power. Now you can make sure that your neophyte friends, with their weak, wispy 'staches learn to properly respect their elders.
Respect the 'stache, or suffer its wrath!! (via Marlee)
Updated Feb 6, 2008
Concealed Weapons: Walking Timebomb necktie
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This is exactly the kind of brilliant, subversive business-wear that should be in offices everywhere!!
Steve would rock this tie in a heartbeat. The red one. Narrow, please. *added to wishlist, fingers firmly crossed*
Updated Jan 24, 2008
The Cleanup Tee - $20.00 : MonkeyFistBrands
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Brands like this are just amazing. You've got intelligent people, making a quality product, and then basically hiding it and daring someone to find them.
In these modern times, it's the sort of thing that most people would scoff at, and write off as a couple of art school students being pretentious. But when you really get to the meat of the thing, you realize...if you don't *have* to support yourself with something, why bother playing by everyone else's rules?
The shirts and designs are great. Nothing fancy, and nothing groundbreaking. But intelligent, whimsical, and well-executed. But the idea that these folks feel no urge to make this into some kind of career, and are just interested in putting out a good and unique product...
...well frankly, that's pretty rad.
Updated Jan 18, 2008
OSWALD BAND T-Shirt
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Most fatal jam session of all time!
Brilliant bit of Photoshop work, and awfully damn clever. We love that sort of thing.
Updated Nov 26, 2007
Wrath Arcane - Wool Trench Coat
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Totally unique design, and actually made in the USA. Hard to believe, right? (via Brian)
Updated Nov 26, 2007
Mix Tape T-Shirt Gray and Black
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More proof of our cassette fetish!!
Updated Nov 26, 2007
Flat Heat - Japanese Selvedge Denim
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The best pair of jeans Steve has ever owned! Made from 14.5 oz Japanese selvedge denim, the Flat Head F380 is built to last....forever.
Self Edge in San Francisco has the best selection of raw denim in the world, and more exclusives than you can shake a stick at. Check 'em out! (via Kiya Babzani)
Updated Dec 2, 2007
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