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Alone on Valentine's Day: I'm Not Bitter - a list by LaurenMessiah
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Another February 14th, another bottle of champagne down the hatchet to celebrate my fabulous single life. Bitter? No, bitter is for the birds my friends. This Valentine's Day will be spent wallowing in my own self-pity, yes -- but it's that happy self-pity that everyone just adores.
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Single and loving it, except on Valentine's Day that sucks
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“I Love You, I Love You Not” Picture Frame
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These are picture frames that appeal both to the bitter singles and the happy coupled women of the world.
One frame has a nice happy heart and if you look closely you will notice a picture of K-Fed is inside the frame ... wtf is that all about? The other frame has a nasty black line through it to show your total hate for your ex or for that hussy that ruined your life by stealing your man -- you know, whatever.
I can tell you one thing, I've got a couple of faces for that black slashed frame and if you think can fill the void in the happy heart frame then call me ;)
Updated Jan 24, 2008
Domaine Chandon NV Blanc de Noirs
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Yeah that's right ... I drink $20 champagne, what are YOU gonna do about it. I am not high roller who can drink bottles that cost $100 but I ain't no Andre Spumante (called him A Spu for short in college) girl either.
This champagne is delicious and it does the trick just fine. You better believe my pretty little self will have a bottle of this stuff come the 14th.
Updated Jan 24, 2008
Champagne Stopper
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I may be a girl who can enjoy a tasty beverage every now and again but I am not an animal! When I have poured my glass I don't just leave it out nor do I try to down the whole bottle at once ... I cap it up with this lovely champagne stopper.
This tool will be the best $7 you ever spend if you are a champagne drinker. I actually need to go out and spend $7 more because I accidentally dropped this down the garbage disposal ... while it was running. Ooops.
Updated May 7, 2008
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M&M's Cookies
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I am like the ultimate cookie monster. Cookies are my go-to food if I am having "emotions." Any emotions will do: happiness, sadness, loneliness, if i am homesick, bored, tired, cranky, giddy... You get the picture.
My latest go-to cookie for an "emotional time" are M&M cookies. This is probably my deepest darkest secret of the month but I am obsessed with them and not ones that I bake myself. h god, I can't believe I am telling you all this ... The ones you get in the bakery section of the grocery store. There I said it!!!
No kidding either. They are so freaking good I could just die. They don't always have them either, they are often sold out. Why? Because they are delicious that's why. And this Valentine's Day and I am going to eat two because I want to. So there!!!
Updated Jan 24, 2008
Starsky & Hutch
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On Valentine's Day while I am sitting on my tail, drinking my champagne, and eating my cookies I will need a good movie playing. No romantic comedies, those movies are stupid as hell and in my fragile state might spin me into an unnecessary depression. No horror movies, even though I love them, because they will make me feel alone if by chance I get scared. No dramas because those require me to pay attention -- not one of my strongest skills. So naturally a comedy is in order.
Starsky & Hutch is hysterical. Owen Wilson, Ben Stiler, Snoop Doog as Huggie Bear -- you can't beat a line up like that.
Updated Jan 24, 2008
Hello Kitty Hearts and Stars Red Fleece Lounge Pants for women
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I could lie to you and tell you that I lay around my house in a silk robe while I sip my champagne but the truth is I wear Hello Kitty pajamas (you do have to remember I am eating M&M cookies with my champagne).
I have an unreal amount of Hello Kitty pajamas. I think everyone who knows me gets me a pair for Christmas .... which is fine, I love them. So yeah, when you close your eyes at midnight on Valentine's Day and wonder what is Fashion Kitty wearing, it's probably these.
Updated Jan 24, 2008
Tarina Tarantino " I Hate You" necklace
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Because I do. No, I don't hate YOU ... just everybody else :) This is the perfect gift for an anti-Valentine's girl like myself.
Updated Feb 8, 2008
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