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The first time I saw it I erupted into one of those chortling laughs you try and contain but in so doing actually create an entirely different unpleasant audible experience of snorts and odd noises for those surrounding you.

I always consider such a reaction to be the mark of a truly clever t-shirt. I see a lot. I don't laugh at most. So I went with my instinct and haven't regretted it since.

It washes really well too....

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Updated Dec 10, 2007

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"My life is a very complicated drinking game" t-shirt.

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Oh... what to say, what to say.... I'll put it this way, even if I gave you my life story in haiku version it would come across as too dramatic at times. Thus I love this shirt for its ability to summarize it in one sentence.

If I could find a way to convert this into a cool looking Chinese symbol or the like I would finally consider a tattooo. That's how strongly I relate. Unfortunately, after three kids I doubt the line would stay straight for long if I went with the sentence version. So...for now, I'll just wear the t-shirt itself.

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Updated Dec 10, 2007

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I'll Be Using These to My Advantage Shirt

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I don't have this one yet but if you ask me again in about 72 hours the answer will be different. I am a sucker for clever naughtiness and that is one thing TShirt Hell's cups overfloweth with...

Updated Dec 9, 2007

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Stop Midget on Midget Crime Shirt

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Aside from my "My idea involves porn and midgets. What about yours?" shirt, this is my most commented upon shirt in the "midget genre" in my wardrobe.

And in case you intend to compile your own such genre, an informal survey of semi-intoxicated (which, to their credit, also means they were semi-sober) professionals at a Happy Hour last year concluded that it takes 3 of an item before you can use the classification "genre." So there you go.

Updated Dec 9, 2007

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Han Job T-Shirt

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Obviously, my usual "do not visit the TShirt Hell web site if you're easily offended" disclaimer applies......

Let me also add my Irish Catholic schoolgirl disclaimer: "I have no idea what this tshirt means but people seem to think it's funny." lol

Updated Feb 18, 2008

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Baaaa Means No! Shirt

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I actually have this in two variations. That's how much I love it. But then again I'm Irish and have some sheep issues. Namely, I'm mildly and usually politely obsessed with them.

In any case, if you want to make people smile at your chest, this shirt is a proven winner.

Updated Dec 9, 2007

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Pardon My Nipple Breath Baby T-Shirt

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I really feel like I shouldn't laugh yet lo and behold, I am laughing. And laughing. And laughing.

I know someone out there bigger than a 2T is probably going to buy this and squeeze into it.... and that will be wrong, too. But I probably will laugh at that too.....

Updated Feb 18, 2008

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I Love Jake Ryan Shirt

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.... .because when I first saw Sixteen Candles, a little bit of my really did fall in love with him. And maybe still is. ; )

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This Shirt is Only Blue When I'm Thinking About Dwarves

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I know, 9 out of 10 dentists agree that dwarves are an entirely different species than leprechauns. Trust me, everyone will be drunk on St. Paddy's and not care about the distinction. Except the 10th dentist and let's face it, he's a troublemaker anyway and probably at home.

Updated Feb 18, 2008

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Blue Trash T-Shirt

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Well it should be no surprise they're inbred. It's not like there is a giant Smurf dating pool out there. Celebrate the less-talked about branch of the Smurf family tree with this cute t-shirt. You can customize the background shirt colors.

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