Please (don't) Stop Staring at My Chest - a list by tatorandtots

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Funny, witty, wacky and weird t-shirts. Adult and children's sizes. Warning: May offend those whose 'cups' brimeth over with moral values....

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A ridiculous amount of inappropriate attire.

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Don't Hate the Player, Hate the Playdate Baby t-shirt

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.... If you're easily offended, take a pass on the Tshirt Hell website. Just a head's up...

My 2-year-old sports this loud and proud as he struts his stuff at playgroup on occasion. I'm trying to take every possible advantage of having fun dressing him while it lasts. He's already tugging his diaper down in gangsta style so Mom needs to take a deep breath and smile before the real battle over clothes begins.And this makes me smile.

I should add that this washes fabulously. He's spilled on it, played outside in it.... color stays true.

Updated Dec 9, 2007

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Jesus is a Cracker Shirt

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.... If you're easily offended, take a pass on the Tshirt Hell website. Just a head's up...

But if you want to erupt in guffaws (and feel a bit guilty about half of them if you're an Irish Catholic schoolgirl alum like myself- don't worry, I get over it quickly and move on to the next laugh with little spiritual residue) then take a look.

I have about 6 or 7 from this site and as the proud slap-my-arse-with-a-flyswatter-and-call-me-the-wrong-girl's-name trailer park queen that I am, just as many from the Baby Hell site too.

Don't overthink it. Just relax and enjoy it. Trust me, God will have his hands full dealing with my list when I get up there. He'll be too tired to give you hell for wearing this. ; )

Updated Dec 9, 2007

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St. Patrick is My Homeboy T-Shirt

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Gotta give mad props to Paddy. And what says, "respect and honor" more than pimping out your chest? I simply can't think of an answer to that.

Updated Feb 18, 2008

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"I Like it on Top" T-Shirt

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If I described "why I love this" I'd charge you $2.99/word to read it. Ha.

Let's just say it's a fun shirt.

Updated Jan 4, 2008

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Stop Clubbing Baby Seals Shirt

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.... If you're easily offended, take a pass on the Tshirt Hell website. Just a head's up...

But if you want to erupt in guffaws (and feel a bit guilty about half of them if you're an Irish Catholic schoolgirl alum like myself- don't worry, I get over it quickly and move on to the next laugh with little spiritual residue) then take a look.

I have about 6 or 7 from this site and as the proud slap-my-arse-with-a-flyswatter-and-call-me-the-wrong-girl's-name trailer park queen that I am, just as many from the Baby Hell site too.

This one is always good for laughs. Even if it's just me looking south.

Updated Dec 9, 2007

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Irish Yoga T-Shirt

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Billy Banks can keep his Tae-Bo, Suzanne Somers her Thighmaster.

We Irish get plenty of exercise as it is, thank you very much.

Available as a sweatshirt, regular t-shirt or babydoll...

Updated Feb 18, 2008

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I've Had it Up to Here with Midgets Shirt

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.... If you're easily offended, take a pass on the Tshirt Hell website. Just a head's up...

The last time I wore this shirt someone looked at all 5'4" of me, then down to the midget height bar on the t-shirt and finally asked quite sincerely, "How short ARE midgets anyway???"

A question so assine is the equivalent of a kiss from a second-cousin back in the trailer park in terms of scoring big in the Trashy Fashion ratings system (which is maintained, incidentally, by midgets.)

Cut me some slack. It's nearly 1:30 in the morning. Sigh.

Updated Dec 9, 2007

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Milk, Milk, Lemondade, Round the Corner.....

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Yep. Fudge is made.

I LOVE THIS and can't stop laughing.

Updated Jul 17, 2008

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Ice Ice Baby T-Shirt

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I laughed out loud at this then got a flashback involving ice and mastitis and stopped smiling. Yeah I know. Too much information.

Still, the t-shirt is great. Don't hate on the product, hate on the reviewer...

Updated Jan 10, 2008

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I Bring Nothing to the Table T-Shirt

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Ahhh.... brutal honesty. What a breath of fresh air.

Updated Feb 18, 2008

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