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Funny, witty, wacky and weird t-shirts. Adult and children's sizes. Warning: May offend those whose 'cups' brimeth over with moral values....

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A ridiculous amount of inappropriate attire.

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Believe in Wine T-Shirt

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"We all must have a belief in something.
I believe I'll have another glass of wine."

Ha. Cheers to that.

And on SALE for $13.50!

Updated Jan 3, 2008

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OB/GYN Kenobi T-Shirt

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Yes, it is wrong and offensive. UNLESS you intellectualize it as a show of support for Universal Health Care. Then it's provocative and classy.

Updated Feb 18, 2008

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I Ride the Short Bus tshirt

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OK, perhaps this is a tad more on the 'aggressively passive' side than "passive aggressive." But it's still kind of funny. IMO.

Updated Jun 10, 2008

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Man Whore tshirt

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If you smile nicely when you hand it to him, it's not really mean. It's just a joke, right? Get it? Ummm... yeah.

Updated Jun 10, 2008

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Irish Tuxedo T-Shirt

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I will simply say that if I ever elope to Las Vegas, the groom will be wearing this...

Updated Feb 18, 2008

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You Haven't Had a Man Until You've Had an Irish Man T-Shirt

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I am biting my tongue regarding the validity of the actual statement. I shall save those remarks for a future auto-biography.

What is true is that come March 17th, this t-shirt will be quite the conversation piece for any guy who wears it out. Regardless of the size of his shillelagh .

Updated Feb 18, 2008

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You're Not That Lucky T-Shirt

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Nothing empowers a woman in a pub like a tight fitting t-shirt (sigh).

Regardless, I'm a big fan of sassiness which this has in spades. And clovers.

Updated Feb 18, 2008

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"My Butt Hurts" T-Shirt

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A rabbit with arse issues trying to communicate with another rabbit with listening issues?
It's the story of every relationship I've ever had....

Updated Jan 4, 2008

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Shop KFC

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Oh my GOD. Not because this site exists. But because I just ORDERED two things from it- the fashion fit navy long sleeve top and the red heather ringer. Oh my God.

You can even print coupons.

Updated Jul 17, 2008

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I Saw Mommy Kissing Mrs. Clause T-Shirt

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...if there was never any "naughty" then you wouldn't have "nice" to compare it to.
Thus, I dabble in Naughty as a selfless gesture aimed at keeping Nice in business so children can have toys.

Oh fine. The fact is that no matter how high up the Grown Up ladder I am dragged (kicking and screaming I might add), I have yet to lose my grip on my juvenile sense of humor. I have been known to relate to Beavis on occasion. So this made me laugh when I saw it and laugh again when I wore it.

But I promise. I'm a real grown-up the rest of the time.

.... If you're easily offended, take a pass on the Tshirt Hell website. Just a head's up...

Updated Nov 17, 2008

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