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Dysfunctional Family Holiday - a list by michellelamar
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Put the FUN back into your DYSFUNCTIONAL family holiday with some of these items.
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Dysfunctional Family Holiday Fun
screaming monkey slingshot
12 people recommended this item
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Give the screaming monkey slingshot to your cousin's bratty twins this Christmas holiday. Then leave shortly after while your cousin goes insane. How fun. (via thegreenhead)
Updated Nov 22, 2007
Santa Commode Set
First to recommend
2 people recommended this item
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Let your "Reading Room" have some HOLIDAY cheer! Get your Santa Toilet Cover or GIVE one to someone you love for their potty.
Updated Nov 21, 2007
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Elvis Ornament Set
First to recommend
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WHO DOESN'T long for a set of three ELVIS ornaments for the Christmas tree? It's the perfect little stock stuffer for the Elvis fan on your list.
Updated Nov 21, 2007
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Tinkles The Pop-Up Toilet Cat!
2 people recommended this item
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Tinkles the Pop-up Toilet Cat. The toilet cat you never knew you needed. Perfect for the immature and tacky kid inside you dying to get out this holiday! (via thegreenhead)
Updated Nov 19, 2007
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WhiteTrashCharms 8 Track
First to recommend
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I HAVE to HAVE THIS! I had an 8 track in my first car. *Sigh*
Updated Nov 19, 2007
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PETA Bumper Sticker
First to recommend
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Create chaos this holiday by slipping a PETA bumper sticker into a stocking of an animal rights activist's stocking. This bumper sticker says PETA: PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS. Make the holidays more exciting!
Updated Nov 11, 2007
SAVIN' FOR THERAPY BANK
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3 people recommended this item
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I'm sure my kids already have one of these....but if your kids aren't already saving for the emotional distress you've caused them, it's perfect!
Updated Nov 9, 2007
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Marshmallow Shooter
11 people recommended this item
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Take this to the boring Holiday gathering...and see what happens. (via notcot)
Updated Nov 7, 2007
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Parenting Secret--Cocktails! Baby Doll Tee
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Give the relatives something to talk about! Wear this t-shirt to the next family gathering. If they don't hotline you to social services for being a bad parent...it will be fun to see them squirm.
Updated Nov 7, 2007
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Breakfast of Champions Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
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Wear this "Breakfast of Champions" shirt to the family gathering....and see how fast their jaws drop. This tasteful shirt has a picture of a bowl of anti-depressants. Nothing says family dysfunction like a good dose of Prozac, right?
Updated Nov 7, 2007
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