Sinus Relief - a list by Jtron3000

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About this list:

Stop searching for recommendations on cat sweaters. Pay attention. If I can impart a little wisdom and provide your shallow, materialistic nasal passages with a little relief, then I will have done my job.

Qualifications:

Life Long Allergy Sufferer, Midwife

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Organic Apple Cider Vinegar, Raw - Unfiltered

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If you take away nothing else from reading my asinine recommendations, let it be this:

Apple Cider Vinegar + Water = Sinus Relief

There are varying recommendations on the amount of water to vinegar you should be drinking.

My experience has always been the more of this you can gag down, the better you will feel. Honestly, I would rather attempt to lick a wolverine than drink this concoction.

But, if you don't feel better within an hour of downing this mixture, my good friend, TwinsMom, has agreed to kill the uglier of her two kindergarten-bound Asian tots.

Trust me. That's a pretty solid guarantee. She really loves those two.

Updated Aug 19, 2008

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Sinus Rinse Regular Kit

First to recommend

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It's not sexy, but once you try it...

It's like crack.

Do this like once or twice during allergy season.

You'll be good to go.

Updated Aug 19, 2008

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White Turtleneck Sweaters

First to recommend

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Dear Unsuspecting Girl,

Sorry.

I found your picture on Flickr, copied it and posted it on ThisNext.

If it is of any consequence of the 650 results that came up when I searched “white turtleneck sweater,” you were by far the hottest.

It should be noted your competition was 400 pics of a slutty fat girl and some cross dressers.

Still. Be proud.

Updated Aug 28, 2008

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