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Modern Bordello Decor: Bringing Sexy Back - a list by tatorandtots
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Sumptuous, sleek or simply seductive items that make you purrrrr.....
Qualifications:
I have spent some time on my back. Sleeping of course.
Universe Architecture Floating Bed
First to recommend
2 people recommended this item
Description
Universe Architecture has unveiled an uber cool floating bed that utilizes steel cables to elevate your nocturnal experience to new heights.
Updated Jul 18, 2008
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Ivory Erotic Chess Set
First to recommend
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Wow. Turn around for a few decades and look what you miss! Chess has gotten pretty hardcore since my school days.
Russian Mammoth offers this most *interesting* take on a classic game. In their version, the nerds are having their revenge and they're riding in on giant ivory penises to claim it.
I have to stop now. Nothing but bad puns will come out of me from this point on. Go see this one for yourself. I'm laughing too hard.
Updated Aug 7, 2008
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Jet Set Storage Bench
First to recommend
3 people recommended this item
Description
Urban Outfitters has a knack for making sexy and stylish things affordable. The delicious color of this versatile storage bench is matched by a tasty price.
Updated Aug 8, 2008
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Samsonite Black Label
First to recommend
Description
I crave anything that begs to be handcuffed to me.
This exudes classic '20's intrigue and style. The white cases are crisp, clean and simply cool. The black, decadent and brooding.
Bravo.
From the site:
Samsonite Black Label Iconic Trunk Collection
Samsonite revives the nostalgia of the days when a transcontinental trip was luxurious and a prestigious happening. Talking about the all-suited 20’s, that years as the Shwayder brothers crafted the most iconic cases in travel history now recreated as a limited edition of travel pieces. The original Heritage Trunk, the One Upright on wheels, a Beauty Case, an attaché and a pilot case exquisitely handcrafted with the utmost care of 90 years craftsmanship experience combining a classical design with the functionality of modern TSA functionalities for todays Gentlemen on the go.
Updated Aug 11, 2008
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Belly Dancer Costume
First to recommend
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"And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom."
~Anais Nin
Life is too short to not have a little fun.
Updated Aug 13, 2008
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Sin Perfume Oil
First to recommend
Description
For the past several years, this has been one of the only two perfumes I will wear.
This one is like high-quality liquid porn. The scent doesn't linger, it prowls, it craves, it hunts. It backhands pheromones, drags them up and then brings them to their knees. It's very moody.
And so I like to live vicariously through it on occasion.
It has been discontinued by Urban Decay but I've had great success finding it all over the net and stockpiling. Thus I will share my toys with you so you can do the same before it disappears for good.
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From Urban Decay Cosmetics:
Sin
This dangerously heady perfume oil is a sexy love potion. It elicits desire and intoxicates the senses with a sweet blood orange top note and a single floral middle note of jasmine grandiflorum from India, a potent aphrodisiac. Seductive base notes of sandalwood and warm vanilla are offset by exotic myrrh and a hint of earthy oakmoss; a natural nocturnal essence with a mysterious, campfire-like crispness.
* Notes: Sweet Blood Orange, Jasmine Grandiflorum, Sandalwood, Vanilla, Myrrh, Oakmoss.
* Style: Seductive. Heady. Sexy.
* Comes in a leopard pouch and cute little red box.
Updated Aug 16, 2008
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Taru Day Bed
First to recommend
Description
Sexy cane daybed with a removable canopy.
I'm envisioning this swathed in lush, rich jewel-toned silks (that compliment my eyes of course....).
Trundle available as well in case you need more room to spread out.
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From the site:
Day Bed $699.00
Trundle $199.00
Our Taru Daybed packs in ultimate function, while maintaining the crispness of a fully ecological construction. Lauan (a.k.a. Philippine Mahogany) and Gmelina hardwoods are handcrafted to create continuity in the frame as they extend into a removable canopy structure. The frame boasts a finish of deep vintage espresso that highlights the hand-woven cane made of durable yet flexible Rattan strips. The trundle drawer effortlessly blends into the complete design of the bed with matching hardwood and a hand-woven cane face. The natural beauty of this bed stems from 100% sustainable and renewable resources.
Canopy structure is completely removable. Finials cap the arms and back when canopy is not in use.
* Constructed from Lauan (also know as Philippine Mahogany) and Gmelina woods. Lauan is a renewably harvested, indigenous hardwood to the Philippines. Gmelina is a beautiful, plantation grown and fast replenishing hardwood that occurs naturally throughout the world in moist fertile valleys.
* The hand woven cane is made of strips of rattan. Rattan is a fast growing indigenous vine that is durable, lightweight and flexible.In the forests where rattan grows, its economic value can help protect forest land, by providing an alternative to loggers who forgo timber logging and harvest rattan canes instead.
* The carved bamboo detailing throughout the frame is all hand carved by artisans.
* Beautiful and rich stained finish in a deep vintage espresso color, applied by hand in a 15-step process that ensures clarity and depth.
* Trundle drawer is constructed of Lauan, Gmelina and engineered hardwood with a hand-woven cane face. It rolls easily along the floor on wheels
* Plastic glides protect floors.
* Simple assembly is required.
* Clean with a dry, dust free cloth. As with all fine furniture, keep out of direct sunlight and protect surfaces from heat and moisture.
Updated Aug 16, 2008
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Java Daybed
3 people recommended this item
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On sale for $899
If I had one in my cave, the first thing I would do is backlight it in soft, warm buttery hues.
The next thing? Make a phone call.
The third? Sorry, that's private.
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From the site:
Romantic and exotic, this daybed design is timeless. Sit, sleep or just lounge under the beautiful canopy, which is included with the bed.
Constructed of three sustainably harvested woods: the frame and structure are made of solid dried Acacia Hardwood; the turnings are all made of Sheeshum hardwood (a type of wood from the Rosewood family); and the carved panels are Mango wood. Each decorative panel has been hand crafted and carved by a talented artisan, therefore each piece will be unique.
Detailed assembly instructions are included. Exclusive to Z Gallerie. Hand crafted in India. Twin mattress not included. Recommended for indoor use only.
Updated Aug 16, 2008
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East St. Bed - Pearl or Brown
First to recommend
Description
I love the "just been baby oiled" look of these.
And the price? You can't beat that with a tasselled stick.
Check out the pearl one too. Very "Like a Virgin. Not."
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From the site:
Queen $799.00
California King $899.00
Eastern King $899.00
Exclusive to Z Gallerie, the East Street bed is available in brown or pearl leather. Wood finish is espresso. Bicast process using aniline dyes. Polyurthane coating gives it a tough finish. No additional sizes or finishes are available. Beds include 4 cross slats and adjustable feet for additional box-spring support.
Dimensions:
Queen: 64''W x 91''D x 55''H
Cal. King: 76''W x 95''D x 55''H
Eastern King: 80''W x 91''D x 55''H
Updated Aug 16, 2008
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Rafael Bed - Oyster
First to recommend
3 people recommended this item
Description
When it comes to aphrodisiacs, you can have the oysters, I'll take the bed.
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From the site:
Queen $1,599.00
Eastern King $1,799.00
California King $1,799.00
Kiln dried alder bed frame with tufted headboard shown in Passion Suede - Oyster. Wood accents in espresso. 1/2'' nailheads in Old finish. Will accomodate a mattress and box spring. Additional special order fabrics are now available for this model.
Dimensions:
Queen: 70''W × 92''D × 58''H
California King: 81''W × 96''D × 58''H
Eastern King: 85''W × 92''D × 58''H
Updated Aug 16, 2008
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