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Accessories. You know, that stuff you wear that isn't clothing? We love that stuff.
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I've owned a lot of belt buckles in my day.
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Make faces at the table ! Fred - Food-play Plate $9.95
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Here's a chance for junior to play with his food and exercise his creativity at the same time! So bring on the mashed-potatoes and peas...the possibilities are endless! Food Face is mid-size and crafted from hotel-quality, food-safe, high-fire ceramics. It's individually gift boxed with lots of inspirational (not to mention wacky) food art. Wouldn't YOU have loved this when you were a kid?
Updated Jul 18, 2009
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Shoulder Satchel
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This satchel is a hand-stitched shoulder one. It was made from one piece of cow hide that was hand stitched and heavily waxed to form the final piece..........$320.00
Updated May 22, 2008
soop - Animal Rings
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It's so hard to try and describe how awesome these are!
Plastic rings with silhouettes of trees and animals on them that can be layered on your fingers to create tiny little outdoor scenes!
Ever wondered how to pass the time in your dingy little cubicle without resorting to computer games that are sure to get you ratted out by that snarky prick in your IT department?
Well, there you go. (via Josh Spear)
Updated May 13, 2008
BackSeat Clutch in Black Liquorice
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Hell's Belles makes some of the absolute finest handbags known to man. Made from the same quality vinyl that is used to re-upholster vintage cars, their bags look like they are made of pure sex.
Hell. They might be.
Black Liquorice PVC rolled clutch with plush leopard velveteen center band and lining.
Grommetted wrist leash is very handy for those hazy nights of mischief when you've just got too much to keep track of. For better contained evenings, it tucks neatly inside. Magnet closure and interior zip pocket.
Updated Apr 13, 2008
Mallanese Clutch
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Hell's Belles makes some of the absolute finest handbags known to man. Made from the same quality vinyl that is used to re-upholster vintage cars, their bags look like they are made of pure sex.
Hell. They might be.
Black faux snake-skin PVC and burgundy velvet confection with brass-tone fittings. Lined with burgundy velvet. A teeny bit melancholy. And just the right size for a lipstick and spare panties.
Measures 12 inches x 5 inches x 1 inch.
Updated Apr 13, 2008
Hell's Belles - Mallanese Clutch
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Hell's Belles makes some of the finest formed bags on the market.
All man-made materials, so they're vegan friendly, these bags are made with automotive-grade pvc and vinyl. So if you were going to re-do the upholstery on your '59 Caddy, this is the stuff you would use.
Beautiful, classy, sturdy, and built to last. You can't ask for much more than that.
Black faux snake-skin and burgundy velvet confection with brass-tone fittings. Lined with burgundy velvet.
A teeny bit melancholy, with just enough room for some red lipstick and a spare pair of panties.
Measures 12 in long x 5 in wide x 1 in deep.
Updated Apr 13, 2008
Hand Dyed Vintage Chandelier & Crystal Necklace
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Rubi Rocket is a small cadre of enterprising (and straight-up stylish) young ladies from Australia who do really neat stuff with sheets of acrylic!
Their collections are heavier towards pop culture icons and bright neon colors, but this piece is from their Neo-Vintage collection.
A great way to have something with the style and class of vintage, but at a price that means you don't have to worry about something happening to it. :)
Updated Apr 5, 2008
Deadly Spider Cufflinks
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Manufactured by Tateossian of London, these cufflinks exude the kind of rampant badassery that lets people know "Hey, I'm wearing cufflinks but I might still kick your ass."
Which is a really good thing to have going for you. Especially if you're wearing cufflinks.
Updated Apr 3, 2008
BlueQ - Does This Bag Make My Ass Look Big Shopper
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Some of the most excellent reusable shopping bags in the world!
Made from woven PVC, these are super-durable, inexpensive, and they come in a wide variety of colors/designs. Plus they are super light, and you can just hose 'em off after a trip to the farmer's market.
How rad? Super rad.
Updated Apr 3, 2008
Kickface wallet - Mike Laughead for Tinymeat
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You ever been kicked in the face? It's kinda rough. For days afterwards, your face feels all tingly and foreign, like a mask that is trying to bond with your skull.
Luckily, this wallet will not *actually* kick you in the face. It merely allows you to produce it from the butt of your stylish jeans, show it to someone, and say "Hey. Knock it off. Or else this could happen to YOU!"
**Please note, Shoparooni and Tiny Meat are not responsible if someone actually kicks you in the face for doing this. We recommend you try it on someone much, much smaller than yourself. Like a baby.***
****Shoparooni in no way endorses threatening babies without consent of their beleaguered parents. Even then, you might want to re-think.****
Updated Apr 1, 2008
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