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Are you a stalker? Have an Altar set up in your house? to a Voo Doo Saint? Or a Kewpie doll? This is the perfect candle for you! Wait til it gets all drippy then let some nosy teenagers who's car broke down find your shack.. but make sure to leave some chicken heads as an offering!

Updated Aug 22, 2008

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Full Service Ministry Deluxe Ordination Package

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You can be a FULLY ordained Minister for only $149.99. Marry 'em, Bury 'em and get special tax exemption status!

Updated Sep 10, 2008

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DNA Kit

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Now you can store your own DNA forever. Or that cute guy from History class... he might not look twice at you- but you can grab one of his hairs from when he combs it three times in class and store the DNA.... then you can send it to South Korea and get a clone, and then he'll pay attention to you... oh yes... bwa ha ha ha ha....

Updated Aug 11, 2008

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Psycho Chick Necklace

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I don't know if you want to wear this necklace to represent, or if you want to warn... I suggest you get it as a warning. Saves trouble.

Updated Aug 20, 2008

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Funky Fly Accessories

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Bijules Hairrings - En Fuego

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These are made of Human hair. Yes you too can have HUMAN HAIR hanging from your ears... and as a bonus it's dyed red! Excuse me Miss... your human hair earrings look like they're on fire...

Updated Aug 26, 2008

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Curious Kitchen Rubber Pig Head Gadget

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This is a cover for your leftovers bowl... the snout is a sort of handle.

Mummy!!! The pig is trying to escape from the pork loin dinner we had last night... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Updated Jul 29, 2008

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Children's Kermit The Frog Costume

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Uhm, ma'am, I'm not sure how to tell you this... uh.... I think your child may need to see a doctor... it appears that there is a kermit the frog growing from his head... you might need to get that checked out... it looks pretty serious... I'm gonna call child services if he doesn't stop singing "Rainbow Connection"...

Updated Jul 30, 2008

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Custom Personalized Photo Doormats

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You kiss butt! Your nose is permanently brown, and your hands are never without a double shot, skinny, caramel, no sugar, light foam latte. But your boss can't even remember your sycophantic name ("It's actually Carl, not Corky") What can you get the big man who has everything for his birthday (you had the day high lighted and circled three times on your calendar)? A personalized Photo Doormat!!! So he can walk all over you even when he's not at work! Maybe help yourself out and write "Carl" on it.

Updated Jul 28, 2008

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Blow Up Cow

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I'm a bit afraid that this is what farmer's who are on vacation in the city use when they miss Bessie. Oh no.

Updated Jul 23, 2008

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Death and Taxes Poster

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Do you wanna know where your tax dollars go? I think the guys who made this need a life, or a girl friend or... is this what art is? Maybe that's why the Endowment for the Arts is so small...
Dear IRS,
Please note I have not included that extra 17 cents that would go to the Endowment of the Arts. I do not wish for my hard earned dollars going to guys that bury themselves in their basement in tax forms and government papers. Unless those guys wanna do my taxes for free - cause come on that's complicated stuff.
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PS. Who's in charge of pot holes... cause we get some people on that? Thanks!

Updated Jul 24, 2008

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