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Sometimes I see things that I can't imagine what they do or who created it or who would use it... I mean.... WHAAAAAA?
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I am odd too, aren't you?
Suck UK Cat Play House
5 people recommended this item
Description
So I bought my cat a Fire Engine and it took 30 minutes to fold the thing up - anyone have a rocket science degree? - and it took three hours to get it to stay inside the cardboard for more than 5 seconds. And it took precisely 3 minutes for him to claw the thing to shreds... But I think the red cardboard pieces really add to the decor..
Updated Aug 13, 2008
Mood Beams Series 2
First to recommend
Description
These weird blob looking things are apparently so popular that they had to make two series. Seriously? They are apparently "mood lighting" and tell you what mood they are supposed to light up - yes I'm sure using the pink "love struck" blob is gonna get your lady/man/escort in the mood.
It also says that once you get one you'll feel like you need more - like children - yes these "mood lights" that look like what's in the toliet after eating a package of crayola crayons - are JUST LIKE children... if you happened to live next to a toxic waste dump.
Updated Aug 13, 2008
Send a Pantygram
First to recommend
Description
Send this to your man... he'll think it's so sexy and he'll race to the computer to read the rest of his secret sexy message... as he's grabbing and sniffing... he'll find out it was... you!
And to think you got his hopes up when it wasn't a size 24 thong!
Updated Aug 20, 2008
Bijules Hairrings - Synthetic
First to recommend
Description
Uhm, pardon me but I think you might have some thing growing off your ear... OMG that's hair...
Updated Aug 26, 2008
Bijules Hairrings - Tricolor
First to recommend
Description
These earrings made from human hair are dyed three shades of "amazing" - apparently amazing is fuchsia, green and purple... at least none of it is hair colored because that would be just weird...
Updated Aug 26, 2008
Queen Size - Coin Fishcale Popcorn Shirts
First to recommend
Description
This is absolutely wonderful... I was waiting to find a shirt that makes me look three sizes BIGGER than I already AM... PERFECT! So now whenever I wear anything else people will ask if I've lost weight!
Updated Sep 4, 2008
Peacock Feather Tights
11 people recommended this item
Description
These might only ever have looked goo on Clarissa Explains it All... Any other ideas?
Updated Sep 4, 2008
Cher Wedges
First to recommend
Description
Do you Believe in life after these shoes? I really hope not. Someone should shove these back where they came from... Cher's closet circa 1973, ok ok I mean yesterday.
Updated Sep 8, 2008
Cookie Sandwich Phone Charm
First to recommend
Description
This might be dangerous... and make me want to eat my phone as a snack... hehhehe.. maybe I'll replace it with a real cookie so that I do have a snack wherever I go... GENIUS!
Updated Sep 9, 2008
Helen of Troy Gladiator Sandals
2 people recommended this item
Description
While you're at it, why don't you just stop shaving your legs and take some steroids to make your calves look bigger. And maybe you could bulk up your biceps and get a role in that new movie 301!
Updated Sep 9, 2008
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