Adult humor

(31 items, 2 shopping guides)

IF ONLY THERE WERE A BUTTON OR MAYBE EVEN SOME SORT OF A BATTERY YOU COULD INJECT WOMEN WITH SO THEY'D THINK SOMETHING LIKE THIS ON THEIR OWN! OH WELL, TILL THEN I'LL JUST WEAR THE SHIRT AND HOPE SHE GROWS A SPATULA!

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I INVENTED A NEW DRINKING GAME - IT'S CALLED, DRINK TILL YOU'LL FUCK ME

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"Sometimes you and your fashion has to tell the truth."

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BEAVER LIQUOR SHIRT

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"Another great American classic, The Beaver Liquor T-shirt is definitely one of my favorites."

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PHAT DONG T-SHIRT

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"Girls love Phat Dong. The take out food that always fills you up !"

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WUN HUN GUY T-SHIRT

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"Let the Ladies know that you're the man who's big on taste !"

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VAGINA HERO T-SHIRT

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"This is the perfect shirt for the next level of play"

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COULD YOU COME BACK IN A FEW BEERS?

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"DRINKING TIL SHE'S HOT JUST GOT PUT IN A NICER WAY. TIMING IS EVERYTHING YOU KNOW! WHAT LOOKS BAD AFTER ONLY TWO BEERS MIGHT BE LOOKING DAMN GOOD AFTER SEVEN! JUST BE PREPARED THIS SHIRT DOES INVITE RANDOM SLAPPINGS!"

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TO WOMEN FROM GOD

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"WELL FOR ME THIS SHIRT IS PERFECT. CONSIDERING MY FIRST NAME IS MATTHEW WHICH LITERALLY MEANS GIFT FROM GOD. I MIGHT AS WELL TELL WHO I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DELIVERED FOR!"

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I Know Violence Isn't The Answer, I Got It Wrong On Purpose T Shirt

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"always good for a good laugh"

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HOBBES' REVENGE

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"I GUESS SOMEONE CONFUSED CALVIN AND FORGOT TO MENTION HE NEEDED A DOG NOT A WILD CAT. KIDS WILL BE KIDS. THIS IS THE REASON ANIMAL TRANQUILIZERS WILL ALWAYS BE AVAILABLE!"

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I DRINK IN MODERATION

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"IF DENIAL REALLY IS A RIVER IN EGYPT THIS SHIRT MUST OF BEEN MADE THERE! AND THE RIVER IS MADE OF WHISKEY!"

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NATURAL REDHEAD

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"I NEVER KNEW IT WAS SUCH A BIG DEAL HAVING STRAWBERRY HIGHLIGHTS AROUND THE JUNK! THOUGH I ALWAYS DID FEEL ME AND RONALD MCDONALD HAD A WEIRD TYPE OF BOND DURING PUBERTY!"

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NOT AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF WHITE PEOPLE

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"IF YOU'RE MIXED OR JUST PALE THIS SHIRT WILL SAVE ANYONE YOU MEET A LOT OF TIME GETTING TO KNOW YOU! ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE ALREADY THE BLACK SHEEP OF YOUR FAMILY!"

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THIS SHIRT IS 100% ORGANIC - 65% BABY SEAL 25% PANDA 10% MANATEE

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"IF I EVER SAW A PETA MEMBER WEARING THIS I WOULD FINALLY ACCEPT THEM AS A WORTHWHILE ORGANIZATION OR AT LEAST KNOW THEY HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR! UNTIL THEN LETS ALL CRY FOR THE DINOSAURS!"

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NOT TONIGHT LADIES, I'M JUST HERE TO GET DRUNK

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"IF YOU'RE A SOCIAL DRINKER IN A BAD MOOD THIS MIGHT BE YOUR UNIFORM! WE'LL HAVE TO WARN ALL THE CHICKS ABOUT YOU FIRST! I'M SURE THEY'LL SUFFER LIKE CHAMPS!"

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The Price Is Wrong Bitch T-shirt

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"IF YOU CAN REMEMBER THE 90S THERE WAS THIS FILM CALLED HAPPY GILMORE STARRING ADAM SANDLER! HE PLAYED AN EX HOCKEY PLAYER TURNED GOLFER AND ENDS UP THROWING DOWN IN THE SAND TRAP WITH BOB BARKER! THE PRICE IS WRONG BITCH!"