Archie

The Archie Show: The Complete Series

1 recommendation

"Are you Betty or Veronica?!"

Archie McPhee Toys, Gifts & Novelties

1 recommendation

"This site made me fall out laughing at the ridiculous things it sells, including Punching Nun Puppets, Beef Bandages, and Dashboard Jesuses. Much of it in the $5, $10, and $20 range. I've already ordered so much off of it! My friends will love these silly gifts."

Avenging Unicorn - Smite Your Enemies - Archie McPhee

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"Sometimes you just need to smite your enemies and that's all there is to it. This is also available in Avenging Narwhal."

Ninja Attack! - Assassin Catapult Gun - Archie McPhee

Modern Day Archie Comics

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"Modern Day Archie from Archie Comics with official licensed gear"

Archie Shepp: The Impulse Story

1 recommendation

"New Wave jazz saxophonist Archie Shepp's soul and pre funk infused album, The Impulse Story, has been on heavy rotation for the last year."

Food Lover Temporary Tattoos - Ink for Foodies! - Archie McPhee

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"Don't let their discerning tastes fool you. Foodies are badasses and these tats will tell that story."

Rainbow Pointed Wig - Archie McPhee

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"Heyy, I was looking for a magic troll wig. Perfect!"

Approved By The Council Of Monsters T-Shirt - Archie McPhee

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"From Archie McPhee, manufacturer of adult toys (NO! not that type!) and diversions comes this t-shirt that states quite plainly that YOU have been approved by the Council of Monsters...which as we all know is harder to get approval from than the United Nations and/or the Harper Valley PTA... So snatch up this cool shirt in slime green because it is dirt cheap! graveyard dirt cheap! but don't ..."

Archie Griffin Ohio State Buckeyes Autographed Mini Helmet

Zombie Pet Shoppe - Archie McPhee

2 recommendations

"zombie pets!"

Windup Hopping Lederhosen, Archie McPhee

1 recommendation

"As if wind up hopping, yodeling lederhosen wern't enough, the remote control for this is in the shape of a sausage! How awesome is that!"

Archie McPhee - Leopard Flask

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"It's a flask and it's leopard! What else do you really need to know?"

Bacon Air Freshener by Archie McPhee Toys, Gifts & Novelties

1 recommendation

"Who wouldn't want to get into their car and smell bacon?"

Dr. Freud's Therapy Ball-Archie McPhee

2 recommendations

"Take your THERAPY BALL with you to Aunt Betty's Dysfunctional Family Brunch. I think this is a perfect accessory to the Beer Holster, for the latest in Dysfunctional Family Chic."

Punching Nun Puppets - Archie McPhee

2 recommendations

"Get out your ANGER over past family conflicts! Bring two of the punching nuns from Archie McPhee and settle it for all time! Who did mom love more? Who had the worst childhood out of all the siblings? Duke it out with the nuns and let it go!"

Crime Scene Bandages Archie McPhee

2 recommendations

"Make the felons in your family feel at home this holiday! Give them a stocking stuffer using these crime scene bandages!"

Gummy Mustaches - Archie McPhee

1 recommendation

"Mustaches that you can EAT!!!!! Honestly, it's like someone was reading our minds. Just the other day, we were discussing how hungry we were, and wishing that we had edible mustaches. Really, it's the perfect disguise! Lick it, stick it to your face, steal some documents, and then eat the 'stache and NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW IT WAS YOU!!!! Trust us."

Toast Wallet - Archie McPhee

9 recommendations

"Ham it up... if you must. I highly doubt many friends will ask for money if you whip out this baby next time your out for lunch.."

Derdang Derdang - Archie Bronson Outfit

1 recommendation

"This is one of those albums that most people will never hear, or even know it exists. And we're telling you right now...if any part of you loves the sounds that guitars make you REALLY need this album. A three-piece, jangly, noisy, dirty rock and roll band of the slightly indie persuasion, the Archie Bronson Outfit gives you the kind of melancholy vocals that only indie rock can produce wh..."

Monster Bandages - Archie McPhee

1 recommendation

"Cute Monster Bandages but where is the Creature From The Black Lagoon?"

Mighty Monkey, Archie McPhee Toys, Gifts & Novelties

1 recommendation

"Nothing says 'I love You' like this monkey!"

Little Dikkens - Collectable Devil Child Doll - Archie McPhee

1 recommendation

"What a cute little devil!"

Crazy Cat Lady Board Game - Archie McPhee

2 recommendations

"Okay,my sister told me If I ever get divorced, I'd be a crazy cat lady!! Not!LOL! You can never have too many cats? Or can you? In this game you attempt to collect more cats than your competitors as you make your way around the board."

Bacon Watch - Archie McPhee

1 recommendation

"It just keeps getting better! My co-worker just forwarded me this link. I'm taking my love for bacon to a whole new level..,I'm wearing it!"

Frosting Flavored Cupcake Floss - Archie McPhee

14 recommendations

"Well if you going to floss after eating a cupcake, then why not use cupcake floss?!"

Toast Bandages - Archie McPhee

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"Hahahaha............ The healing powerrrrr of the toast! I love it! Cute bandages for kids. Or, adults if you're a kid a heart! And there's a free toy inside ...can't beat that."

Translated version of http://archi.com.ua/ru/portfolio/inddesign/tuning

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"How amazing is this tub! What a fun place."