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If you can read this, the asshole finally let me drive the bike t-shirt
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"I apologize in advance for the language... But I passed one of those Harley guys with the "If you can read this, the bitch fell off" t-shirts somewhere the other day and decided that we girls needed a shirt of our own. This is all I have come up with so far. $16"
Urban Asshole Notification Cards
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""Now you can confront those who wrong you, in a way that won't result in your getting your ass beat up. Let the Urban Asshole cards do the talking for you, and put urban assholes in their place." I would hand these out by the fistful."
Funny T-Shirt - Owls Are Assholes!
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"haha. they are, however good for keeping bats away, i hear."
Generic Toilet Paper For Cheap Assholes
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"We all know the type of person who buys the absolute cheapest toilet paper they can find. Feeling stingy?"
Hidden Meaning Plates (douchebag, hot mess, bitch and asshole)
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"Hidden Meaning plates aren't really that hidden. But they are funny. Four different plates (ceramic dishwasher and microwave safe) each bearing a design treatment of an individual word or phrase (douchebag, hot mess, bitch or asshole). Each is sold either separately or as a set of four. they aren't full sized dinner plates, at 7" in diameter, they are like salad plate size. You'd better have f..."
Lace Tape in White or Black
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"I love all these cool adhesive products. This is tape that looks like lace and comes in white or black. great for packaging gifts and then you don't need a ribbon! looks cool on kraft paper."
The Douche Card
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"We've all been in this situation: in a bar, at a meeting, in line at the cash register, on the elevator, on a date, and someone is being an idiot. Now you can let them know. Give them the douche card. Much like a yellow or red card, it conveys its message succinctly, although in this case you might want to run after handing it out."
"I'm a Fucking Genius" T-Shirt
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"So, when anyone asks you, "How the hell did you manage to figure that out? I've been working on that for a month!" You can just point to your t-shirt like the snarky motherfucking genius you are."
