Balaclava

This will be my Monday morning teapot.

I always have to stop and give kudos to a site that works "nut jobs" into a product description:

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"A wise man once said that when a person is gripped by the unknown, the scary or the inexplicable, the kneej...moreerk reaction is to laugh, which may go some way to explaining why some nut came up with the Terrorist Teapot, a dichotomy if ever there was one. Whilst their actions are deplorable, it's important that we laugh at the idiots themselves for being such nut jobs. So if you like your tea aggressively strong, then grasp this little tearaway with his menacing eyes and silly balaclava tea cosy and tuck into a pile of biscuits and top cuppa - it's not big, and it's not clever, we say make tea not war!"