Black mascara

I've been searching for the Holy Grail of mascaras that will give my sad, anorexic, sparse lashes the fat, long slutty lash look. i've tried them all: DiorShow, Bad Gal, all the Lancome ones, Chanel, Prescriptives, and every drugstore brand out there.
Finally, the HG of mascaras! The new L'Oreal ...moreDouble Extend mascara that uses the lash tube technology has given my sad little lashes the big, fat, sexxy lashes that last even through a wild night without smudging. And they even come off simply, with water. This works much better than the first brand, Kiss Me that used the lash tube technology.
Go out and get it now.