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Poison Pen Letter Set
1 recommendation
"Tis the season to be dysfunctional so do it up right with an old-fashioned poison pen letter. Why start the New Year with all of the hostility? Get it out and get on with your life. From the site: Feeling angry? Humiliated? Want to tell your ex exactly what you think? Want to tell that meter maid where to stick that parking ticket? Well, don't get mad - get WRITING! The Poison Pen Letter Set..."
Non-Insult Birthday Card (for boy)
1 recommendation
"from the site: Celebrate birthdays and recent friendships with this card that keeps getting better with every line. Appropriate for dudes or chicks who are dicks. Also check out our other Insult B-day Card for ladies or bitchface guys. Inside reads: You just get better and better every year."
The Phoenix bath/shower gel for optimism
1 recommendation
"Your baby girl went away to State U. and got swept off her feet by an upperclassman who turned out to be a complete jerk and broke her heart. And you're 3 hours away and can't comfort her when she calls up crying, what do you do? Send some optimism bath gels to show her that you care... it's like a hug by mail."
Revenge Necklace
1 recommendation
"As of a few minutes ago, Revenge is mine. Now I just have to wait a week or two until it arrives. Love this necklace. Actually, I love all of the parable necklaces Kimberly has designed. Check them out if you get a chance. I couldn't do it the justice done by the description already on the site so here it is: You tried a homemade voodoo doll. Put a hex on their heads. Badmouthed them to..."
I Hate You From The Bottom Of My Heart
4 recommendations
"Such a cute way to convey hate. This one is a knife, gun and heart charm on a lengthy 18-inch 14K gold-filled chain."
Single Announcements
1 recommendation
"Actress Diane Farr is my shero! She created these announcements when her engagement was abruptly dropped by her boyfriend. Sadly, the website states it is no longer accepting orders, but I wish I had known of these hilarious announcement cards when I launched my gift registry for single women!"
All About Me
4 recommendations
"Do you want to get to know yourself better? Or would you like to open up to someone special? All About Me is a fill-in-the-blanks book to answer questions about your fears, memories, dreams and beliefs."
Ex-Boyfriend
2 recommendations
""You don't want it. He can't have it back." This is my new favorite thing ever. Oh. My. God. It's like Ebay but for "ex"bling. You can buy or sell jewelry given by exes- and read the story that accompanies each piece's past or post yours. I. Love. This. Site."
THINGS YOU DO THAT REALLY PISS ME OFF
3 recommendations
"Ha. HAHAHA. Oh, the things I could have checked off on this baby.... A great addition to a divorce/break-up/try and save it basket. Check out their other list pads as well...."
Il Bastardo: Break Up or Divorce Wine Gift Basket
1 recommendation
"Anything that comes loaded with carbs is already on my "great things" list- but even better, this gift basket also adds a bottle of “Il Bastardo” Sangiovese wine. I'm thinking that would go nicely with the "Who Needs a Man" wine glasses offered by Lolita at http://www.lolitamartiniglasses.com/who-needs-a-man.html"
life takes... word bar
2 recommendations
"This four sided word bar is a reminder that “life takes: dreaming, doing, giving...” “...listening, kindness, playing, others…” “...love, laughter, learning...” and “...courage, confidence, work, risk, focus”. So true. But they forgot "martinis.""
five rules paperweight
2 recommendations
"Inspired by Buddhism, this paperweight delivers some powerful advice. A great gift for many occasions- divorce, graduation, birthdays...."
Divorce Ring by D Jewelry Co.
1 recommendation
"I love the idea behind this. Available in a few different finishes and price ranges. From an article about the product: "The design is simple: a thick gold band with a break in the center and three bands of white gold on one side. One band for the year you met your ex. One band for the year you married. One band for the year of the divorce." Full text of article: http://www.starnewsonline.co..."
When Life Hands You Lemons - Stuff Them In Your Bra Mirror Compact
2 recommendations
"Another great doo-hickey for a divorce/break-up gift bag. Or for anyone going through a sour spot, for that matter."
Flasks from Anne Taintor
2 recommendations
"Great gift for weddings, birthdays, divorces, just because.... Anne Taintor's line combines retro with wit, always with fabulous results."
Divorce-tini Martini Glass
1 recommendation
"Tracy Healy of Savannah, Georgia, has created a fabulous line of creative martini glasses ranging from this Divorce-tini to "city glasses" for locales like Cleveland and Pittsburgh to.... well, go check out her site for yourself. You're sure to find a perfect gift for whatever occasion you're celebrating. Stir up a smile for a friend who might be a bit shaken up."
GIANTmicrobes | Venereals
1 recommendation
"Um ok... for the record, NOT something I encountered in my own divorce. BUT for those of you who have had messier break-ups, here's a "cute" way to inject some laughter into a sticky situation. GIANTmicrobes also offers plush animals for anything from mad cow disease to the flu. Pretty funny, IMO. Available both as a single plush and as a set of tiny microbes in a petri dish. HA."
"Put on a little lipstick. You'll be fine." Plaque
2 recommendations
"I have this hanging on a wall at home and frequently give it as a gift when a friend needs a pick-me-up. Cute, funny, what more do you want?"
"Better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho" Plaque
2 recommendations
"I love this because it made me laugh out loud when I first saw it. And it still makes me laugh now that I look at it on my wall. I also bought the "Put on a little lipstick. You'll be fine." plaque and include it in "divorce gift baskets" when the occasion arises. Always a hit."
REVENGE CD
3 recommendations
"Ah, Revenge is sweet, especially when extracted from your annoyingly loud neighbors! This CD features some really disturbing noises... unforgettable tracks like Unhappy Dog, the agonizing squeal of Violin Practice, and the exquisitely excruciating din of House Party. So, don the handy earplugs that we’ve thoughtfully included, crank up the volume, and give your neighbors a taste of their..."
Wedding Ring Coffin
4 recommendations
"Give a dead marriage its proper, final resting place. The Wedding Ring Coffin is the perfect gift for yourself or a loved one for bringing closure after a divorce. Standard or custom-engraved plaques on coffin. Bury the past and move on to a new tomorrow. $29.95"
Lines for All Occasions Bundle
1 recommendation
"Inevitably, we've all wished that we had scripts for all occasions. You were just made fun of and can't think of a comeback... you just got dumped in a tragic style, now what? Luckily, this set addresses both of those problems and much more, in some pretty fancy books."
The stuff relationships were made of.
2 recommendations
"rid yourself of the stuff your ex left behind..."
On The Mend Necklace
1 recommendation
"Do you know someone who is suffering from a broken heart? Get them on the mend with this necklace depicting a bandaid over a heart. This will let them know someone loves them and is thinking of them."
DIS-missals: 36 Fill-in-the-blank Rejection Letters for Every Occasion
1 recommendation
"This handy postcard book contains ingenious fill-in-the-blank DIS-missals that make it as easy as 1-2-3 to express your true feelings to all the nincompoops in your life. Whether those are friends, lovers, family, coworkers, or total strangers -- here is the perfect postcard to dis them. Just pull out the card, fill in the appropriate name, sign, and send."
The Long-Distance Relationship Guide
1 recommendation
"Long distance relationship suck, and there really isn't much getting around that. Speaking in a voice that is both realistic and encouraging, this book offers thoughtful advice and helpful ideas (such as alternatives to phone and email communication). Empathy and comfort without the pity party, this spoke better than I could to Allison, my friend who's been in a lond distance relationship for a ye..."
