Chuck Norris

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I don't know why but I find the Chuck Norris "facts" hilarious. I have to read one a day. This book contains 400 of them.

Here are some:

• Chuck Norris was the first person to tame a dinosaur.
• Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. Afterward, they were renamed The Islands.
• Every ...more

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LONE WOLF CIGARS

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""Chuck Norris doesn't blow smoke rings, he blows mushroom clouds." Founded in 1996 by Chuck Norris and James Belushi Lone Wolf Cigars is now owned by David Weiss- but don't let that stop you from lighting one up. A nicotine hit from one of these helps support Norris' charity “Kick Drugs out of America !”"

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Chuck Norris: Private Lesson

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""When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down!" 6-time World Karate Champion Chuck Norris taught martial arts for years, training several celebrities including Steve McQueen and Donnie & Marie Osmond- with this video you too can learn from the master."

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CHUCK NORRIS & KIMO Karate Kommandos ACTION FIGURES!!!

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""Chuck Norris’ action figure has slept with more women than most men" This may be the only way you can kick Chuck Norris' @ss... this vintage toy is an ebay auction that's probably expired. You'll be able to find your own though! See how tough this figure is visit: http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=chuck"

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Chuck Norris Autographed Photo

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""Chuck Norris doesn't use a pen. He frightens letters into words on a page." Direct from Chuck Norris himself... his own autograph for 100 bucks plus the cost of the photo of your choice!"

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Hilarious Custom Printed Toilet Paper

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""Round here we only use Chuck Norris Toilet Paper. Rough, tough and don't take crap from anyone." Also available with a Chun Kuk Do pose. $9 a roll plus shipping."

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Design Your Own Chuck Norris Shirts!

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"A great range of shirt styles (& other stuff too, a la cafe press) and Norris quotes and images await your personal touch at the cool site "Chuck Norris Facts." Caption your chosen image with their pre-supplied text or come up with your own. EU residents check the navigation bar for links to a European-based shop."

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Chuck Norris Action Jeans

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"I hate to recommend a product that's probabaly impossible to find, but this is just too good. This Chuck Norris Action Jeans ad from an 80s magazine demonstrates how the jeans let you kick people in the head, unlike normal jeans."

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Chuck Norris Official Website Total Gym System

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"A little shameless promotion, in between the Christian values on Mr. Norris's official site. Get yourself into ultimate Norris-shape with the original Total Gym System. You get a free poster if you purchase through his site, too."

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Against All Odds: My Story Book by Chuck Norris

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"Against All Odds is the ultimate Chuck Norris autobiography. It's got some Jesus, an alcoholic father, and probably some martial arts too. Read the words from the legend himself and you'll connect on a much deeper level."

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The Chuck Norris Collection DVD Box Set

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"Why buy one Chuck Norris title when you can have a box set? This set features The Delta Force, Delta Force 2, Missing in Action, Missing in Action 2, and Braddock. It's like a video bible."

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The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human - Book

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"There aren't too many people whom I know intimately enough to list 400 facts about, but if I were to familiarize myself in such depth with a legendary action hero, it would have to be Chuck Norris."

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Chuck Norris T-Shirt - I Don't Need a Weapon, I am One

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"Chuck Norris in a nutshell - this shirt says it all. Channel his strength and take on the world with this cotton tee."

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Chuck Norris Fact List Poster

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"Can anyone ever really get enough of Chuck Norris jokes? Well...maybe, but you know that guy who tells them for ten solid minutes? You're looking at his Christmas gift."

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Chuck Norris Shirts

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"These Chuck Norris sayings always crack me up for some reason. These T-shirts make great gifts. Who doesn't want a Chuck Norris shirt? This yoga top is great. But you may want to get a size larger than you usually get as they seem to run small."

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chucknorrisexperiment.com

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"Rock-n-roll in from the band named after the man himself. Free song downloads, ringtones, and video at the site."

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Historical Badges - Texas Ranger

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""In Texas, death-row prisoners are put to death by having Chuck Norris stare at them until they die from fear." Can you be as scary as Chuck next halloween?"

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Force of One German Style movie poster

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"It's good to know bulldozer translates into German. This is my favorite design out of the scads of Chuck Norris posters available at Moviegoods.com."