Divorce gifts
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Cougar: A Guide for Older Women Dating Younger Men
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"Nothing says "passive aggressive" quite like sending this "by accident" to your ex-husband's house instead of your own. Silly Amazon. Silly, silly Amazon."
JunkMail Greetings
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"Oh how I love this site. You just have to flip through the various greetings. You will laugh out loud. "I admire your low standards." "Good luck with that." "And to think your mother said you'd never amount to anything." "It's not me. It's you." Just to name a few...."
subversive cross stitch
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"Notecards, Cross-stitch kits, calendar, book... Julie's got what you need to send that special message to your "loved" one."
Do-It-Yourself Colonoscopy Kit
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"For the dad who's full of ..... Because you care. You really, really care. From the site: "An actual video of a colonoscopy (DVD) a nice 3' length of black, snaky garden hose and a large box of Kleenex (decorative box) will be included in your package for your favorite jerk. The gift card will include a sincere message in 4 languages (not including English) which loosely translated would re..."
Ex-Boyfriend
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""You don't want it. He can't have it back." This is my new favorite thing ever. Oh. My. God. It's like Ebay but for "ex"bling. You can buy or sell jewelry given by exes- and read the story that accompanies each piece's past or post yours. I. Love. This. Site."
Lunch Mail Notecards
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"One of the hardest things about divorce is breaking up a family. So there is never too much you can do to remind your kids that they are loved. Here is a fantastic set of note packets in various themes to do just that. "Each miniature "pop-open" card conceals a "secret message" of love, encouragement and self-esteem hidden inside. Tuck these colorful envelopes into pockets, overnight bags and l..."
THINGS YOU DO THAT REALLY PISS ME OFF
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"Ha. HAHAHA. Oh, the things I could have checked off on this baby.... A great addition to a divorce/break-up/try and save it basket. Check out their other list pads as well...."
Il Bastardo: Break Up or Divorce Wine Gift Basket
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"Anything that comes loaded with carbs is already on my "great things" list- but even better, this gift basket also adds a bottle of “Il Bastardo” Sangiovese wine. I'm thinking that would go nicely with the "Who Needs a Man" wine glasses offered by Lolita at http://www.lolitamartiniglasses.com/who-needs-a-man.html"
life takes... word bar
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"This four sided word bar is a reminder that “life takes: dreaming, doing, giving...” “...listening, kindness, playing, others…” “...love, laughter, learning...” and “...courage, confidence, work, risk, focus”. So true. But they forgot "martinis.""
five rules paperweight
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"Inspired by Buddhism, this paperweight delivers some powerful advice. A great gift for many occasions- divorce, graduation, birthdays...."
Divorce Ring by D Jewelry Co.
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"I love the idea behind this. Available in a few different finishes and price ranges. From an article about the product: "The design is simple: a thick gold band with a break in the center and three bands of white gold on one side. One band for the year you met your ex. One band for the year you married. One band for the year of the divorce." Full text of article: http://www.starnewsonline.co..."
When Life Hands You Lemons - Stuff Them In Your Bra Mirror Compact
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"Another great doo-hickey for a divorce/break-up gift bag. Or for anyone going through a sour spot, for that matter."
Flasks from Anne Taintor
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"Great gift for weddings, birthdays, divorces, just because.... Anne Taintor's line combines retro with wit, always with fabulous results."
Divorce-tini Martini Glass
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"Tracy Healy of Savannah, Georgia, has created a fabulous line of creative martini glasses ranging from this Divorce-tini to "city glasses" for locales like Cleveland and Pittsburgh to.... well, go check out her site for yourself. You're sure to find a perfect gift for whatever occasion you're celebrating. Stir up a smile for a friend who might be a bit shaken up."
GIANTmicrobes | Venereals
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"Um ok... for the record, NOT something I encountered in my own divorce. BUT for those of you who have had messier break-ups, here's a "cute" way to inject some laughter into a sticky situation. GIANTmicrobes also offers plush animals for anything from mad cow disease to the flu. Pretty funny, IMO. Available both as a single plush and as a set of tiny microbes in a petri dish. HA."
"Put on a little lipstick. You'll be fine." Plaque
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"I have this hanging on a wall at home and frequently give it as a gift when a friend needs a pick-me-up. Cute, funny, what more do you want?"
"Better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho" Plaque
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"I love this because it made me laugh out loud when I first saw it. And it still makes me laugh now that I look at it on my wall. I also bought the "Put on a little lipstick. You'll be fine." plaque and include it in "divorce gift baskets" when the occasion arises. Always a hit."
Large Keep Calm and Carry On Mug
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"I love all the "Keep Calm and Carry on" stuff like the posters etc and this mug is a great reminder to Keep Calm every time you have a cup of tea!"
Electronic Rock Paper Scissors
2 recommendations
"This thing takes out all of the pain and agony of playing rock paper scissors with just your hands. Now you can do it in nerdy high tech style, and keep it handy for showdowns."
Wedding Ring Coffin
4 recommendations
"Give a dead marriage its proper, final resting place. The Wedding Ring Coffin is the perfect gift for yourself or a loved one for bringing closure after a divorce. Standard or custom-engraved plaques on coffin. Bury the past and move on to a new tomorrow. $29.95"
BUTT FACE TOWEL
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"This towel will make sure that you don't dry your face with the same spot you dry your bottom with.......you know what I mean."
Man Whore tshirt
1 recommendation
"If you smile nicely when you hand it to him, it's not really mean. It's just a joke, right? Get it? Ummm... yeah."
The Horse's Rear Trophy
1 recommendation
"A 5" trophy with free personalization for that special ass in your life."
Demotivators
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"A nice way to unbrighten someone's day. Available as posters, calendars and a whole assortment of things."
Men Have Feelings Too...But Who Really Gives A Shit Mug
1 recommendation
"Start his day with a smile. Or yours, for that matter."
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Fatherhood
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"What? Should one EVER cease to educate oneself? I think not. And some people obviously still have a few things to learn. Again, just trying to be helpful...."
