Filth

I'm not going to lie - I hate clean hair. Hate it. I can go days without a shampoo. And by "days" I mean lots of days. More than you want to know. But when lather, rinse repeat I must, Grit Wax is there to restore the delicate balance. Scoop a dollop, mush it about between your palms and clap a few ...moretimes (with feeling!), goop it over wet hair from under/back to top/front, ride your bike around the neighborhood to tousle, maybe get some coffee while you're at it, and for heaven's sake don't brush. Hair brushes are for preppies. And you aren't a preppy, are you.